Monroe Transfer

Maybe he meant Shearer in his Blackburn days?

Playing - Xavi Retired - Zola and Zidane

Hard to take that such a nice man could be treated so badly.

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Parky, because I imagine he's desperate for a nomination.

Fair play if that's all correct. Saylor staying (I know some would have wanted the money, but I still rate him personally, on his day at least), Ben Arfa staying, and Gosling almost ready to return makes for a happy day for once. If that bit about Pardew's hands-on approach, then well done to the guy. I'm not going to start praising Pardew too much for stuff because it still is just the one match that he's had with us, but he's done near enough nothing wrong so far.

Oh please be true great sources of France.

Not worth the paper and/or the bandwidth tbh.

You guys realise Sky Sports football pages used to be known as Planet Football, right? Watch what this link redirects you to... www.planetfootball.com Planet Football was known for always playing host to rumours and skysports.com follow in this tradition. As far as I know SSN and skysports.com use different journos and sources, that's why a lot of these rumours don't get a mention on SSN. Really don't put much trust in what skysports.com have to say to be honest. Teamtalk, Goal, even F365... they're all not adverse to the odd rumour if it gets them extra hits.

Ask him where he sits when he's at the match. Go on, do it. "TOON TOON BLACK AN'..." "ARE YOU TO DUMB, THAT CYBERCHATTING CUNT ON TOONTASTIC? WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?" Then Leazes falls over the seat because he had too many pre-match pints.

Stevie's Christmas has been ruined by this betrayal by a fellow Toon fan.

What rumour?

Your standard hipster fare, then.

It's Christmas day. Families throughout the land are enjoying each other's company, sharing presents with loved ones, and enjoying a good meal. Meanwhile, Leazes and Skidmark are alone on Toontastic arguing about the old board vs the new board, with no conclusion in sight.

Bummer. Black eye Friday? Aye, pissed as a fart, was out for a mates 40th, I'm certain I know where it is but it'll have went for a walk by now, just looked at the driving licence carry on, £20 to replace it, the bastards and you can bet your bottom dollar NUFC will milk replacing my ST. Someone on here said the other day it was £60 mate. Sorry about your bad luck. £60!!!! You've got to be joking!? If thats the case then Liverpool was my last game the fucking robbing bastards. Was he not talking about replacing a driving license?

Musically, genius.

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The day Ashley leaves and is replaced by someone who has a clue. Someone had to.

I take Kevin off ignore to offer him some genuine advice and that's the thanks I get? Charming.

Played it perfectly so far but he's been here for one solitary match. Too early to judge him too much, not saying you are by the way. Plenty of time to mess it up and he'll get a lot of stick if we mess up against Birmingham whether he deserves it or not.

Apparently you can actually try tops on if you go to a shop that sells them.

I love comments like these.... Did you see the results. He's made the city a fortune, shareholders a fortune and even his staff a very handsome profit share. What's that got to do with the awful ads they put out? And I don't think he alone has managed all that. If he has then I apologise and can only assume he's been doing similarly for NUFC and we're just misinterpreting what's going on.

Much more pleasing to read than Bent rambling on or whatever Pardew said. I really hope Jose is still getting English language lessons, with that said.

They should consider spending some of those profits on their marketing budget. Sports Direct TV adverts are cringe-worthy and that has nothing to do with my allegiance to NUFC. They're low budget, cheap and nasty but I guess that's just Ashley's way of doing things.

Weeping Jesus Henry Christ on a bike, that is truly up there with the worst.