Monroe Transfer

Taking a toilet and a microwave to a campsite doesn't really sound like you'd really be getting into the spirit of things.

Cheese-eating surrender monkey tbh.

Who said they knew about the Man Utd bids before then? Martinez did, but the club didn't reveal the the bids publicly till after their game. Nothing I've heard to suggest he told the players either.

It doesn't happen "time after time". We put in half-decent performances at Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge, the Emirates (for 2/3 of the match). Stop exaggerating time after time.

This is just comical.

Love how Aeris only pops up when were losing.

Pathetic.

15 minutes in against Man City. Incredibly premature comment.

Ashley doesn't own Puma, and I don't believe he acquired a stake in Umbro after Nike sold them.

Ouch.

Much better watch this than the Barca game. Love having the football back, a weekend not spoiled by those twats in black and white.

Again, the "likes of Southampton" have a lot more money in the bank than we do/people think they do. That's not to say we're not pathetically unambitious*, but they and also Cardiff are actually spending well within their means. *Fulham arguably showed more ambition than we did to bring Bent in

Still 2 weeks to go...

I'm not at all surprised that Southampton are spending this sort of money - they're owned by a very, very, very rich company via the daughter (more money to her name than Ashley for what its worth) of the guy who bought them when they were in administration.

This is just pathetic.

That was just typical, he's my FF captain. Got Lukaku in my 11 too.

Well done keeper!

Wow, they finally got around to updating RTG so it doesn't look like a relic from 2003.

Yeah, the Saturday Night Football live audience thing is just utterly cringe-worthy.

Probably not valid at all, the root of the source is this guy (http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/17/newcastle-join-everton-and-sunderland-in-race-for-juventus-striker-alessandro-matri-3927780/):

He has to take on several players first because his teammates' off the ball movement is so poor that his options are often limited in terms of passes.

Remain convinced we can get something out of this. Just got a feeling. Willing to put my money where my mouth is in fact.