Rayvin

If you got hold of a very strong, larger than usual vacuum cleaner...

Glad the whole thing got sorted out at least.

Fucking hell

That whole episode was brutal man. Although it's possible - just possible - that I got a bit carried away.

Really? That'd be a real shame.

I'm not sure that really proves anything though - it looks as though he's posing for pictures with them because he's Mo Farah. Had he been a family friend, presumably, it would all look more natural. All this means is that he met the guy's family and posed for some photos. I love how everyone is a drugs cheat at this Olympics

Ah ok - but yeah fair enough, still gives us another year before it all falls apart.

Unless she is actually about to call one.

Wow, that'd be good news. Wonder how they'd get away with it though...

2019 to press the button or to actually leave?

Norwich, really? Did they change much this summer?

More encouraging. It's difficult to have much faith in this team though.

Alright but one of those is CT. I mean, come on. I think honestly, most people are worrying about us not getting promoted. Gpirlo probably just said that straight after the match in frustration. Yes I know that means you're technically right anyway. Git.

I bet you already own 2...

I don't think anyone is saying we'll go down... Brighton apparently lost only 5 games last year and failed to get promoted. We've already lost two. We need to get our act together.

House abandoned based on the story trajectory when we last heard it

you arent wrong Ant.

Fair shout, will have a look myself.

Not exactly a great start is it though? Where do you think our form is going to come from exactly? Mitro perhaps might focus the attack I guess.

Odds?

Aye it looks like there's a fair few Palace fans saying we were right on the Guardian's match report. The fact that their complaints about Pardew are absolutely identical to ours says it all. If people only fucking listened to us

Nudged back on front of China again...

I'd take Hughes easily, but it looks like we've no interest sadly.

I bet that's not too far from the truth, either.