Rayvin

Can you imagine the scale of the hissy fit we'd have to endure if Ant went ahead and did it

Is this guy just talking to himself?

what the fuck is this guy doing with his life, seriously. Wow.

I mean, Palace have been fucking shocking. If we'd gone down last year I'd have understood this guy, but Pardew has vindicated literally every single thing we said about him and then some this year. The muppets we get on here sometimes...

So how come we've not been inundated by fuckwits then?

Charnley absolutely responsible, and absolutely deserves what must, surely, be coming to him.

This. This all the way.

Avoiding relegation is, as we were told by a mackem on here once, the most exciting thing that happens to them. So I guess the pitch invasion is justified.

Ah well, it's not like we weren't expecting it. Onwards to the season ahead I guess. The silver lining to this is it's absolutely what Ashley deserves.

fair enough then!

Is it just me or has essemmbee's contribution to the board improved of late

Also, the only good things that happen to this club only take place to make the following horrific moments all the more painful. It's highly unlikely he'll stay.

There's Everton, as unlikely as some people on here seem to find it... I reckon he could be persuaded.

Martinez has come out and said Everton aren't going to roll over and won't relegate us... absolutely nothing worth taking from that like, but still.

It was a mildly amusing gif to begin with, it improved with the follow up discussion.

Be surprised if de jong didn't go. We might actually need Shelvey to go given his wages.

If we kept everyone you've noted there, we'll go back up no problem at all. Dunno if I see it though.

As if, the knacker.

I don't remember Weldy... Fair point though on the rest of it.

I remember them I've been kind of hoping that Ant picks up on this and does that thing where he tracks their IP and posts their facebook profiles and other personal details up online. That seems to quieten people the fuck down pretty quickly - and even if it doesn't it'd be amusing.

It must be good, there's presently another 382 mackems reading this thread...

Fair enough I guess, my posting earlier was more a bored attempt at staving off the now sadly rampant case of fuckwit infestation that appears to be plaguing the board.

I reckon it's become a harder game now, given the fact that Spurs contrived to lose today - but that said, maybe we should take some encouragement from the fact that they lost at home. Maybe they have been psychologically damaged by missing out on the title. Either way, it'd be nice to end a disappointing season with a win at least. I reckon if we do win, it'll be another of those in the 1-0 category.

We wouldn't be wondering that at all, you pillock.