TheHonourableMember

I would absolutely smash her back doors in because I'm sooooo fucking straight and macho and stuff [/LBT]

I was agreeing with you. No need to get all Raj.

Gillian Anderson, couldn't remember her name. Don't get me wrong, I think she's quite fit, but sexiest woman in the world? Like the Hitchens wannabe here says, it's all about publicity / flavour of the month. Although what 15 year olds are wanking over is obviously a big consideration for FHM. Know your market and all that.

No, it's the short ginger bird. The best Alex ever did was come joint 2nd

Her off X-Files won it one year. I mean, howay man.

Agree with I'm Mad. I think we'll miss out on 4th (very likely) but fuck up Man City's party in the process. That said, Man Utd might drop points at the mackems (to be honest though, I think they'll only fail to win at Sunderland if they need City to drop points on the last day. If a win would guarantee them the title, I think think they'll have the nouse and experience to get it).

Or Hilary.

Jive Bunny megamix?

Downhill skier / uphill gardener

Quite like Hodgson. Seems like a decent bloke. Also talks like an extra from an Ealing Comedy.

Italy's about the same as the UK (a bit less but then again a lot hotter too). They're just a lot less profligate with water. The amount we waste is ridiculous really.

And being so, I already knew that.

I thought it was French. Anyway, drop the straight act. It's fooling no one.

The Alps aren't in Scandinavia, Anders.

Palace is wrong, I think. Not convinced there's 11 though, think the question might be wrong.

That's what you think.

I meant what you have, not what you give btw.

Indeed. Some night, wasn't it?

Incidentally, after looking at your pics on here - do you have a fucking massive head or just a really small face? Or both?

Sniffing poppers and having anal sex will do that to your sphincter control.

Forest have the dubious honour of being the only side to have won the European Cup then played in the third tier of their country's league system. Or so the press reckoned at the time.

Brown Sauce has tomatoes in it. At LBT's, tomato sauce has brown in it.