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  1. He would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling fans! oh wait...
  2. Apparently Pardew has been travelling up to Newcastle since 7am according to them
  3. When asked who his favourite Qatar player was-Sepp Blatter replied "Eric Clapton"
  4. What's that yellow crustation around Putin's cock? Sebb fanny blatter
  5. Man Utd have made a right SpectorCole of themselves tonight!
  6. I love this time of year! all the snow and coldness, much better than the summer - at least I have an excuse for my 1" nob now!
  7. Ambulance driver: Mrs Nielsen, I'm afraid we're going to have to take your husband to the morgue. Mrs Nielsen: Why? What is it? Ambulance Driver: It's a place in town where they store dead people, but that's not important right now.
  8. I've seen a couple of buses driving around with the "Out of service" on the front, but not heard owt.
  9. RIP Bernard Matthews Best Before: 26-11-10
  10. Roses are green, Violets are yellow, Did I mention I'm colour-blind? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got alzheimer's, Porridge
  11. I dont know how you can all make fun of Bernard Matthews. Im still in shock, Its really knocked the stuffing out of me.
  12. How many inches? and the panic? Get a grip and put ya foot down, it's only a little bit of snow!
  13. Will I need to backup my tunes etc? and is there a chance of this update fuckin your phone up?
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