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Hillman Imps

Allardyce would just be using us as a stepping stone to the England job anyway,especially if he done well here and then fucked off it would be the usual back to square one

What was he doing in Afghanistan?

Spot on mate,everyone knows the leader "Everybody knows his naaaaaame!" Speak of the devil

Spot on mate,everyone knows the leader

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says: "I think I can get you out." So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up." The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

This bloke bobby has his own da shinton code

"P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang"

Get this http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/0581787.htm then connect a dvd recorder to your VHS and bobs ya auntie

Spend £300 Million on improvements?

Solano by a Peruvian mile

It's a done deal then

They used to sell those VHS blank cases at Argos where you popped the VHS-C inside and it played on a normal VHS player

The water in the goldfish bowl is dirty

Milan will storm it anyway,get your house on them.

How any fucker can get caught up on a fucking t'ninternet message board is Virginia Tech material.

It's Wednesday

I see Dicks relative was working for the Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue Service

Astronomers have found the most Earth-like planet outside our Solar System to date, a world which could have water running on its surface. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6589157.stm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ball_(footballer) RIP

Zizzi now have a special on their menu

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