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Whey aye.

Who's programmed these refs today? they're going fuckin mental with the reds. It's not looking good for Perch tomorrow.

The next chapter being read in a tea room, maybe?

Whats the odds on no snow?. The weather forecasters are shite.

Arsenal 5 Blackburn 0 Norwich 3 Bolton 1 QPR 3 Wolves 0 Stoke 2 Sunderland 1 West Brom 2 Swansea 2 Wigan 1 Everton 2 Man City 4 Fulham 0 Newcastle 0 Aston Villa 0 Chelsea 1 Man Utd 0 Liverpool 3 Tottenham 2

Paul the alcoholic Octopus.

What are you on about? It's only Blackburn. It was also only Brighton in the FA cup. 3-1 fail.

Hold on tight for a fast one.

I never knew Rolf Harris was into Astronomy.

The Human Centipede.

Wouldn't mind a go of this but with one of those camera adaptors so I can take shots.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9049421/Gary-Speeds-wife-tells-inquest-he-texted-her-talking-about-suicide.html

Swansea 0 Chelsea 2 Spurs 3 Wigan 0 Wolves 1 Liverpool 2 Everton 1 Man City 2 Man Utd 4 Stoke 1 Aston Villa 2 QPR 0 Blackburn 3 Newcastle 1 Bolton 1 Arsenal 1 Fulham 2 West Brom 2 Sunderland 1 Norwich 2

I think Pardew's turned him into a static, sideways passer.

Pelaw Rice.

Here's the draw for the next round. Let's see who we could've got.

When Perch gets MOTM you just know it's been a bad day.

They didn't sound too happy at the half-time whistle

Goal!

Fantastic Voyage.

The Andromeda strain.