Renton

Is that us getting relegated or just drawing a regular run of the mill league game?

Whitley fucking Bay? FUCK OFF.

Top of the range Audi A3, black edition. Tinted glass, black logos, sporty. I joked to the dealer it was a drug dealer car. Then I remembered he was black. He laughed, I am officially David Brent.

Not a thing I've ever heard before mind. We just say "mate" around here. I think the mackem piss take thing is more directed at the fact they right it down as text in the SMB and it feels a bit forced.

Durham Mags are the worst marra.

Bought a new car yesterday. I always get new cars for the peace of mind and the warranty etc. Car has broken down today. FML.

Funny as this is, it's Brexit in a nutshell.

No. Corbyn is irrelevant now. I'm pointing out that Corbyn helped us get here in the first place, he helped facilitate Brexit. Aimed at those who won't now vote for Starmer because of his current Brexit stance (which I personally think is a facade) but happily voted for Corbyn, an actual Brexiter (behind a facade).

The timing from Ursula von der Leyen isn't helpful given the sensitivities. If they'd left it til after the GE I think it would have been adopted. I agree it's the type of policy that we need to enact to start healing the damage caused by Brexit. And an economic no brainer. Hopefully there will be more to follow after we get rid of these shit bags. And btw, let's not forget Corbyn's part in this.

I've only been to a Turkish barber once. On the subject of fire, am I imagining it or did he set fire to my ear hair?

Also don't discount people taking their own lives because of the stress this puts on under. My sister was profoundly disabled and switched to PIP where she got a completely inapropriate assessment, which caused her huge anxiety and financial stress. She only got what she had a right too once she had a terminal diagnosis with 6 months estimated to live. She didn't last even that long, so well done DWP, a little victory for you.

Anybody who has loved ones on PIP/DLA should be concerned by this. Tory scum love hitting the most vulberable in our society the hardest as per. I want nothing less than the entire annihilation of this vile party. All you lefty idealists out there need to do the right thing too.

Agreed. But with the added bonus that having yet another unelected leader will surely just irritate more people, reduce their vote further, and probably motivate a tactical anti-tory vote (voter turn out is the only remaining concern for me now). Let's assume its Badenoch. I think she would be less popular than Sunak even, she's fucking lunatic. Bring it on.

Latest polling says 60% of people will definitley not vote tory no matter what happens before the GE. Sunak is trying to appeal to a pool that is only 40% of the electorate. Its an unrecoverable position. Things will move after the May elections. I cannot see yet another change of leader (an who?) will not make things even worse for them.

Sunak is talking now about cutting sickness benefits. Could he be a more patronising robotic cunt if he tried?

Actually, once I wrote that I did think Sally from accounts might be the exception.

ISreal are really pissing me off. They got their win, Iran humiliated, but it wasn't enough. They are edging us to all out war. Really, we should now cut off supplying Israel and dare I say it actually sanction them like we do for other rogue states. Ban them from the olympics, boo them at Eurovision.

MIne went up 30% as well. Thought they were trying to rip me off but when I tried to get another quote they were all even worse. Blame the tories.

Just checked and can confirm that thanks to Meenz the Bridget gif is available to use on toontastic.

Makes me laugh thinking the young lass who used to post on here getting wound up by Gemmill taking the piss out of female drivers is probably definitely going to impact this country more than the rest of the board combined.

Tory party's sorry ass soon to be dead?

Border checks. Cancelled. Again. 👇

What if we get a situation like '73 where some shit second tier club flukes it? Then again I've heard the average championship side could easily hold there own against the like of PSG, so may be you're on to something here.

Mate, you're nearly 50, you'll soon see. She was also on celebratory master chef and she can do a canny souffle. At our age, that's what's important. 👍

Starmer's quip at PMQs yesterday that he had a rare unsigned copy of her book was good.