Renton

Fantastic goal dat 'la.

No.

3-2 Celtic. Some game this

Could well have decided the whole title race. Edit: and now VAR has (correctly) overruled the second rangers goal. Joke.

That is unbelievable. Probably the worst VAR decision I've ever seen against an incredibly crowded field. The game can't continue like this.

Bewwwwww! Thought I was watching the SoL for a minute then, but soon realised I wasn't due to the lack of crisp and sliced cheese packets flying around.

Impossible to predict really given the injury situation. I fancy us to beat the bottling cunts mind.

I was trying to work out the remaining fixtures in the Scottish Premier league. So apparently the league splits in two after this and there is another 5 games in those two half leagues? Scottish football is bad enough without completely fucking the league format. Why don't they just rationalise it to two leagues of 18 or something? Or just have rangers and celtic playing each other 30 times a season?

I mean, I'm not sure a generic photo of a lass frolicking past Whitby Abbey would fool me, I'd be looking for the Getty watermark first. But once I clocked the 'Mirror Exclusive' text in the bottom right corner I'd put my cock back in and zip up pronto.

They call SJP "the land fill". Don't think I can ever recall any litter on it tbh. From this thread:

Finished Constellation on Apple, featuring Mike from Breaking Bad. Was one of these annoying Sci Fi series which looked great to begin with, then by halfway it descends into pseudoscience bollocks, but by that time it's too late to give up, you just hope there is some plot twist to redeem itself. But no, the last two episodes are rancid and make no sense at all. How the fuck does shit like this get past the throw the script in the bin stage?

Scoop. The beast of Buckingham Palace thing with Gillian Anderson as Maitlis. Canny enough, still crazy this paedo cunt is living in luxury rather than a prison cell. Really though this should have been an episode of the Crown.

I can't remember if they hate him yet? They soon will if he takes up that job.

This is the SMB's official accountant's take on the luxury tax. I thought their frat kid owner literally relied on money from the bank of Mam?

The same documentary that filmed a mackem comedian taking the stage at that well known Sunderland venue, the Stand comedy club, the Bigg Market, Sunderland? I honestly couldn't give a shit about NE regional appropriation in any case, but to get upset about the Gateshead quayside is weird. It's literally on the banks of the Tyne linked to Newcastle by 7 bridges. On a wider note, the boundaries of Newcastle have always been a bit of an anomaly. South London, is still London, South of the Clyde in Galsgow is still Glasgow, I fully accept that the SoL is in Sunderland despite being on the Northern side of the Wear away from the "city" centre. Don't get me started on North Tyneside which has been arbitrarily disected off despite almost all of it being coniguous with the city. For a host of reasons, this has been problematic for the development of the city, as it has led to a lack of joined up planning.

A couple of things about this. Since the tories are happy to use images of the king on a political advert I think that should clear Labour to do the same, perhaps a side by side picture of Johnson partying and getting pissed, whilst the queen mourns the passing of her husband - alone? But more to the point, if you follow the link to the entirely reputable Express, you'll see it leads to the Global Soft Power Index. The Express claims this as a Brexit victory. However, pre-referendum in 2015 the UK's place in this list was ...... first.

Braverman today literally denies there are humanitarian isues in Gaza and Duncan is the one to get investigated. Honestly, just finding it hilarious the chain reaction of events caused by Cameron when he tried to curb the right of his party by having a referendum on Brexit. Well, I would, if it wasn't for us all getting fucked by it. But at least now we are witnessing the one true benefit of Brexit, the tory party eating itself into non-existence. Fuck them all.

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Paloma Faith would fit in well here.

Can I just add, I hadn't properly watched this video before making these comments, honestly. Just have now. Help ma boab, crivvens. Am gonnae end up on the beast wing of HMP Staunton here.

Hey man. Old enough to start a small to medium-sized business, old enough to get down to the business, as the saying I've just made up goes. I'm on a watch list now aren't I? *ABORT*

At this time I am betting MF is wondering if these lasses SME involves sex toys, amirite MF?* * Or is this just me defecting my own pervosity?

HMHM's worst nightmare, true.