Renton

Ah ha! I knew it had to stem from someplace unless long ago he planted a red herring and was just codding around. 119337[/snapback] Oh shit, not another fish pun thread......

I like the taste! But howay, Kaliber, Pimms, and diet coke! 119313[/snapback] You muppet! I was accusing you of drinking 20 Kaliber shandys, and the Pimms reference was a play on the fact that you'd used the word quaffing earlier on in the thread. I don't drink Pimms you tool! So what it boils down to is I drink diet coke when not drinking, and you drink puffy bottled fruit juice. Who's the daddy now then? Eh? EH??? 119320[/snapback] FFS this thread is so close to pushng me off the wagon!

I think it's the idea of not eating flesh (fish is ok though) on Good Friday because Jesus was crucified that day (don't see what's good about that like ). Traditionally Catholics in this country observe this every Friday. Disclaimer: I think! 119314[/snapback] So isn't avoiding cannabalism once a year OK? You're right about catholics - Fish on Friday we were told. As much for the alliteration as anything else I suspect.

I like the taste! But howay, Kaliber, Pimms, and diet coke!

Is it something to do with the feeding of the 5 thousand? To be on the safe side though, I'd recommend avoiding bacon at all times too, and smoking lots of ganja.

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh. 119286[/snapback] Is it possible to get pissed on Carling? I remember at Uni they had this piss water called Trent beer or something - about 3% abv. I drank 20 cans once and didn't feel remotely tipsy, although I had to piss a lot, obviously. 119290[/snapback] 20 Kaliber shandys tbh. In response to the other thing: I've not said I'm off the drink, I said I could! I wouldn't be drinking J2O though. I'm a diet coke man when I'm not quaffing the Pimms. 119297[/snapback] How gay is that?

FFS. You'll be going to watch Jerry Springer the opera next.....

Normally happens when you lay off it for a week tbh. 119286[/snapback] Is it possible to get pissed on Carling? I remember at Uni they had this piss water called Trent beer or something - about 3% abv. I drank 20 cans once and didn't feel remotely tipsy, although I had to piss a lot, obviously.

So what do you do then since you admit you've gone off alcohol? Quaff huge quantities of chocolate milkshake?

Time to Man-up you hom 119244[/snapback] I was going to ask actually - is there a non-hom soft drink? 119249[/snapback] That's an actual beverage? I thought that was Rent boy's fancy name for "just water"! 119256[/snapback] What i don't get is the fact hes not drinking alcohol to try and lose weight yet when out has turned to bottles of J20 which to my knowledge, whilst tasting nice, just full of sugar. Would be better off on the spirits tbh 119265[/snapback] I'll only sip one or two bottles of J20 in a night though - slightly less calories than 6 pints of stella I should think. Also has the added benefit of giving my liver a break and avoiding hangovers.

ALexa who was fired from the apprentice is his cousin apperently. So much for genetics and apologies if you have no idea what I'm whittering on about.

8 doubles for a lass? Jesus wept, I worry about the alcoholism on toontastic, I really do. At least J69 is sensible.

I've just had a fantastic idea for a musical that can offend all faiths - South Park, the musical! It could be excellent, with such classics as shut your fucking mouth uncle fucker etc. And have that bit with the Jehovah's being "right". Where do I collect my royalties?

Time to Man-up you hom 119244[/snapback] I was going to ask actually - is there a non-hom soft drink?

She was Belinda Carlisle on "Stars in their Eyes" was she not. Also for some reason I suspect she is a lezzer. 119230[/snapback] On what grounds!? 119231[/snapback] Well, she used to duet with another girl and I just had the feeling they used to munch each others rugs. Could be wrong like.

So do you think she deserves a custodial sentence or not? Yes or no will suffice.

She was Belinda Carlisle on "Stars in their Eyes" was she not. Also for some reason I suspect she is a lezzer.

Ha. Excellent, just what I'm hoping for. This is one picket line I don't mind crossing!

I thought there was more than a touch of irony about it, and I certainly don't think it was saying this is what happens if you do drugs. Kind of reminded me of those "informational" films the US government released on the dangers of cannabis. 119177[/snapback] Anyone seen reefer madness?

I'm kind of hoping it will be grossly offensive to christians tbh. Also, I quite liked the Jerry Springer show when it first came out.

It's gross stupidity on her part rather than any malice but when gross stupidity leads to the (completely avoidable) deaths of several others, including young children, I suppose prison is appropriate. I feel sorry for her as well though, although not as sorry as I feel for the victims and their families, obviously. 119171[/snapback] It's an interesting one. Presumably she's unlikely to do it again, so according to Rob's logic, she should avoid prison. Also, if she had been stopped by the police before the accident, what sentence would she have received? Presumably it should be the same.

Even for a veggie, that's bland tbh. 119132[/snapback] Well, you're the expert 119140[/snapback] Mods, Alex is being a bitch to me again. Have a word please. Anyway, I admit cheese and pickle is beaten by snakehips's banana effort in the bland stakes. And the pure unpleasent stakes. Btw, the 85 quid sandwich has 2100 calories in it, so will be perfect for Gemmill (allegedly). 119144[/snapback] Botter 119166[/snapback] Rabbit felcher.

I've just bought some tickets to see this in the Theatre Royal. I don't have a clue what it's about apart from some goodish reviews - any opinions? Also going to see Edward Scissor hands the ballet next week there. The tickets were a gift but Jesus wept! How's he going to catch her? Dead cultured me like.

Well there's no mention of that [stolen car] and there is the fact she is a nurse of 25 years standing. Do you think she should face prison time Rob?

Even for a veggie, that's bland tbh. 119132[/snapback] Well, you're the expert 119140[/snapback] Mods, Alex is being a bitch to me again. Have a word please. Anyway, I admit cheese and pickle is beaten by snakehips's banana effort in the bland stakes. And the pure unpleasent stakes. Btw, the 85 quid sandwich has 2100 calories in it, so will be perfect for Gemmill (allegedly).