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  1. So what is it called when you stick a hamster in a sock up your arse then?
  2. Hmm, well, how best to explain? Renton... and my cutie-pie Smoothie... have you ever had a yoghurt that's so yummy you simply can't resist cleaning out the pot with your tongue? 86590[/snapback] Yes, that's exactly what Wacky was doing! To a goat! Hope it pays well. 86596[/snapback] nicely put meenzer question is who put the yoghurt in the goat to begin with? or is it one of the perks? 86598[/snapback] Eh? What do you mean who put the yoghurt in the goat? Meenzer was talking about cleaning the plastic yohurt pot out with your tongue, a disgusting habit at meal times. What are you on about?
  3. Statistically you could trip on a step in the stand and tumble to your death... Better stay at home Renton! 86592[/snapback] Statistically more likely to die of boredom tbh.
  4. In that case I'm seriously tempted to give this a miss if old fuck face is still manager.
  5. I thought felching was the practice of putting a small mammal (usually a hamster or ferret) in a sock and putting it up your arse like. Not that I'd know about this or anything....
  6. I understand that the pilots last words in most accidents is "Ah SHIT!" - 86536[/snapback] Avoiding the actual question I see. 86538[/snapback] 4 seconds is a very short time...... most people would agree that if you've got to die 4 seconds of pain is about as good as its likely to get 86576[/snapback] Four seconds will feel a lot longer when something horrific is occurring - surviving witnesses often state this. In any case, read the other comments, it could have been minutes if they are to be believed.
  7. Aye, cos NASA are going to officially admit that they were still alive after the explosion... It was the same mole who exposed the fact that he told them if you launch the shuttle with the temperature so low, it'll blow up who stated he'd seen the medical readings which proved that some of them were still alive for a period afterwards... Seeing as he was right about the low temperatures fucking up the O-rings in the SRB, I believe him over you Rob... 86558[/snapback] There was a documentary on this just a week or two back. It said the crew survived the expolsion as the cockpit is designed to break away after an accident. Think the impact of the 'pod' hitting the sea killed them (I'm guessing if it had something like emergency parachutes they were too badly damaged to deploy). 86564[/snapback] Fucking hell!
  8. If the capsule survived maybe it was still transmitting vital signs for a period?
  9. What I'm worried about is the fact we seem in freefall and appear to get worse and more clueless as the weeks go by. A couple of bad results this week (massive game on Saturday imo) and we're in the crap, especially if the Smoggies beat the mackems tonight. I feel slightly better that Emre and Parker are back, but for how long? I think we should have at least tried to bring someone in who knows where the net is like. 86557[/snapback] I actually want the mackems to win tonight, I'm that worried. I expect us to lose on Wednesday, which will make Saturday a 6 pointer. How ridiculous! We've got to hope we will improve, but until Owen gets back, it's difficult to see how.
  10. various sorts? like dwarf porn? animal? *gulp* gay? 86525[/snapback] Dwarf porn?? Has Wacky got a new job then? 86526[/snapback] He started yesterday, his first job - he had to feltch a goat! 86548[/snapback] Does that mean he had to stick a goat up his arse?
  11. My brothe was once electrocuted in the shower because the stupid plumber put a nail straight through the power cable. Fortunately, the fuse blew immediately. I've been a bit scared of electric showers since....
  12. So the list of things you're scared of so far is: Planes Coconuts Mice that emerge from video recorders. Owt else? 86539[/snapback] Showers. 86541[/snapback] Forgot about them, the griftin little get! 86543[/snapback] Fuck off, we shower the same amount, just at different times! Just because I don't suffer from night sweating and bed wetting like you....
  13. So, that's it then. We're stuck with what we've got. Do people think we should have added to the squad during January? Even if we are skint, should we have tried to bring in players on loan to hopefully help us limp to midtable? There was a rumour going round that FF have put a sanction on transfers because he was going to sack Souness, yet he hasn't. Big mistake? Personally, I'd like to have seen the club bring in a centre forward with PL experience on loan to help us get goals. However, off the top of my head I haven't got a clue who we could have got. 86537[/snapback] Souness knew he had to wheel and deal - Shepherd made it clear players had to go before others came in, even on loan. However, he didn't, either because no-one suitable was available, he couldn't get shot of players already here on fat contracts, he is incapable of acting in the transfer market without money, or he simply can't be arsed and doesn't care about the club enough to make the effort. Take your pick. Whatever the reason, I think it was misguided, and we are now in danger of the drop. I agree a striker coming in was essential. We had better hope Owen comes back in time fit and enthusiastic, and doesn't suffer another injury, or we are in trouble big time. As it is, any more injuries (which let's face it, are likely) and could really kill us.
  14. Statistically you're more likely to die in the waiting lounge 86529[/snapback] I used to say that statistically you are more likely to die from a coconut falling on your head. But then when I was sunbathing in St Lucia last year, a coconut fell from a tree and missed my head by about 6 inches. Judging by the weight of it, I reckon a direct hit could have killed me! Now I'm scared of coconuts as well.
  15. This thread has really freaked me out actually, even though I contributed to a lot of it. No wonder I really hate flying, I'm always scared the worst will happen. So ignore everything I have said. In the impossible event of a plane crash, you will not be aware of what is happening. At all. There, that's better.
  16. A lot of people buy two, and just open one. No guarantees there will still be saddos willing to buy this tat in the space year 2030 though. 86510[/snapback] How sad is that? The manufacturers must absolutely cream themselves that people will buy twice the normal amount without them having to do any extra work to shift the units. 86512[/snapback] Maybe it's the manufacturers who are buying these figures now.....
  17. Have you any hard EVIDENCE they do? Thought not, therefore they don't.
  18. A lot of people buy two, and just open one. No guarantees there will still be saddos willing to buy this tat in the space year 2030 though.
  19. Yep, depends on the altitude, but you would be conscious for some time (even in Space you are), and what's more you would have a good chance of regaining consiousness as you reached lower altitudes falling to Earth.... Besides, many planes on short-haul don't fly that high. Don't forget you can survive for hours on the summit of Everest without oxygen (28000 foot up). I'm sorry, but most people who die in plane crashes suffer unimaginable psychological trauma as they wait to die. Good job it's so rare! 86476[/snapback] No evidence for psychological trauma that I've seen - pehaps you can enlighten us with a source? And those who get to the top of Everest have walked there over a month - not shot up from Woolsington in 10 minutes. Even on short flights within the UK they go up to ++ 30,000 ft 86481[/snapback] What type of evidence of psychological trauma do you want man? Looks of horror plastered on the faces of the deceased? Of course unless death is instant people are going to be psycholgically traumatised - I was shook up by an explosion on the ground once! If you are faced with the possibility the plane is going to crash you will shit your pants literally. As for domestic flights, I got a flight to Dublin recently which cruised at 18000 feet and another to Bristol which levelled out at 24000. 86485[/snapback] I suggest you use an airline that uses something a bit more modern than a DC-3 TBH At those altitudes you might well meet the RAF 86491[/snapback] Easy jet and Ryan Air, both 737s. If you fly Air lingus from Dublin to New York, the plane will land at Shannon after having achieved an altitude of less than 8000 feet. And that's a 747. As you point out though, turboprops and propeller planes fly at low altitudes routinely, and are more likely to crash than jets, which again detracts from your argument.
  20. Surprised Jimbo didn't write this. Is iy still open btw?
  21. I'm surprised you all think like this to be honest. It's no different to people who buy any other investment that gives them pleasure. Like a cellar full of wine you'll probably never drink. Or paintings that live in vaults. Many of the fine electric guitars from the 50s and 60s are now "too" valuable to play and many just get put into glass cases in Hard Rock Cafes and rich Japanese businessmens' apartments. I don't share the enthusiasm for these toys but I can imagine if they make you happy you could get into spending your money on them. 86475[/snapback] I can understand your point, but the things you mention are a bit different surely, works of art and even rare guitars and bottles of wine are unique whereas these are just mass produced bits of plastic that happen to be valuable because some sad fucker has kept in the box. You collect them, don't you? 86483[/snapback] Accrington Stanley!
  22. Yep, depends on the altitude, but you would be conscious for some time (even in Space you are), and what's more you would have a good chance of regaining consiousness as you reached lower altitudes falling to Earth.... Besides, many planes on short-haul don't fly that high. Don't forget you can survive for hours on the summit of Everest without oxygen (28000 foot up). I'm sorry, but most people who die in plane crashes suffer unimaginable psychological trauma as they wait to die. Good job it's so rare! 86476[/snapback] No evidence for psychological trauma that I've seen - pehaps you can enlighten us with a source? And those who get to the top of Everest have walked there over a month - not shot up from Woolsington in 10 minutes. Even on short flights within the UK they go up to ++ 30,000 ft 86481[/snapback] What type of evidence of psychological trauma do you want man? Looks of horror plastered on the faces of the deceased? Of course unless death is instant people are going to be psycholgically traumatised - I was shook up by an explosion on the ground once! If you are faced with the possibility the plane is going to crash you will shit your pants literally. As for domestic flights, I got a flight to Dublin recently which cruised at 18000 feet and another to Bristol which levelled out at 24000.
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