Renton

Despite our magnificence against ManU and Arsenal, going to Germany and bananas both bring out my anxiety and PTSD. Flaccid, wet and soon to be itchy.

The way they twist the lack of derbies, due to them being utter lower tier shit, as some kind of bragging right is a sight to behold. Exile even had it on as a counter on his twitter account. Quite a few of them think if we did somehow meet they would make it 7 in a row, completely ignoring the last game and the fact we would fucking muller them.

You know what they say. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing.

I noticed that. Shame cos Kelly is otherwise welcome to sit on my face at any time.

Jinxed it. Diaz wasn't reading the script.

All part of the plan marra, can't makeit too obvious. Like the time we put 8 past Sheffield United. Nobody would think it was possible to rig a game to that extent. Smart.

According to Exile, we shouldn't be able to enjoy our matches as EVERYONE knows they have all been fixed. It's an open secret. May as well give us that PL trophy now I guess.

Can't make a complaint about a yellow card iirc.

Joelinton.he was immense tonight.

Coming back now. Man, that was mad. Consecutive VAR checks for out of play, foul, and offside. Makes it all the sweeter this single goal smashed the playmobile cunts.

Can't help feeling confident here. No Jesus or odegaard for them? Good stuff.

Why you're a heterophobe by the same token. Let's go equal opportunities, you HOOP LICKER.

Like that's an insult, COCKSUCKER.

So you're saying xG is shite then, gotcha.

That's a fucking 8 o'clock kick off on a Saturday on the run up to Xmas. Should be some atmosphere.

Need to at least draw today. Embarrassing being below these.

Jammy cunts.

Howay man, who goes with 10 mates.? Somebody's made a mistake programming the app, Brentford don't have to honour any of it.. I remember some scatter trying similar on with me over a label when I worked at Safeways. I told him to get fucked. Customer service. 👍

More than that at SJP. Brentford response seems fair enough imo, an allowance of 6 pints seems generous. Good idea too allowing ordering drinks through a app. Gets more like the theatre every year.

Demonstration outside craven cottage. Apparently it's £160 for a standard ticket. Has FFP fucked football? With there being collective rights for TV money, is the only option left to screw match going fans?

This McCarthyism is getting serious. Now the MLFs of the SMB are cross referencing which posters liked posts not toeing the SMB line to out closet mags. Starman is latest to be found out and burnt at the stake.

If I remember this right, there is another commerical website called toontastic which is aimed at kids, and these thread titles kept getting pulled into their feed or something, so little kids were seeing these titles. They complained but we were here first so they were told to get fucked.

CaptianRed needs to get his ticket stubs checked.

See, Newcastle is clearly superior to Sunderland in every metric save olympic sized swimming pools, artificial ski slopes, theatres with large back stages, and crumbling glass museums. But I'm honest enough to know the city currently has large problems and isn't some kind of land of milk and honey. It's all relative.

The SMB has gone full on authoritarian McCarthyism witch hunt mode. You are not allowed to question sportswashing, the mod team will remove any post which challenge issues with potential hypocrisy on this point ("warrabootery"). Any dissent will not be tolerated. If you support NUFC in the eyes of the SMB you are murderous scum, full stop. Here's an example. This lad, "Roker Magic" has tried to make some measured posts pointing out that people from the NE have a shared heritage and it is unlikely if the situations were reversed the mackems would boycott their club, in fact, the opposite is likely. He's now been interrogated about his SAFC loyalties and has to scan in his old ticket stubs or face a ban (can't say I kept mine btw). Then this ultra agressive cunt, "Prideofhylton", who revels in stories of football violence, claims that they're different because apparently the vast majority of people from Newcastle hate people from Sunderland. On a board where their vitriol and bitterness against Newcastle the club, city, and people permeates through many, many threds, not just this one. A board which literally had thousands of posts of hate about Sam Fender ffs. Personally, I have known many people from Sunderland, some lovely, some utter arseholes, just like anywhere else. The SMB posters on this thread clearly belonging to the latter. I enjoy laughing at the misfortunes of their club but in particualr the absurdities of that particular football board. That is the sole purpose of this thread, and long may it continue. But hate? Naah, I don't think so, we can leave that over there.