Renton

I thought Burn did well today personally. I mean, there's a reason Howe is manager of a side exceeding all expectations and we're sat here pontificating putting Hall on would win us the game. We don't have the critical ability or inside knowledge Howe has. Not saying we can't discuss it though obviously or what's the point. But criticism directly of Howe is a bit much imo @Dr Gloom).

Howay. There was nowt he could do. Maybe livramento and Hall, but doubt they would have won us it. And infact there was only one team winning that after Neto was injured anyway. We haven't got enough depth. That is why we are winning fuck all, as per.

Look, he made a mistake, but you don't sub keepers unless you have to.

Reckon we'll sucker punch them myself.

We have fuck all on the bench.

Why the fuck didn't Pope catch that?

Watching with my mother. She's just asked why Newcastle are playing in orange. Why the fuck did she think I was celebrating when the green man scored?

What?

Big game for them today. I never knew this was literally a physical object. Jesus wept.

There's one on there who sent his son to a Northumberland boarding school and became a mag. He describes his own son as scum.

I mean, addicts are renowned for their straight up honesty and always seek help before they hit rock bottom ffs.

Was there trouble at the match yesterday? Mackems are hoping our fans get battered in Germany, as well as Paris of course. Cuntish behaviour.

Aye. They're the best team I've seen at SJP this season, well impressed. The whole CL is a free hit, and we've given ourselves a buffer. A draw would be fantastic tbh.

This match is fucking incredible so far.

What a fucking saves that was.

Rention tbh.

Me too as it happens. He was on the news a couple of weeks back after winning some sexual abuse case which has apparently wrecked his career, think that's why I thought of him. Shame, not much of a boxer but was one hell of an acting talent . For some reason, "Quayside" seems to have shot on a nokia at 10 fps.....

Name aside, that's not a bad idea. WHose on the listings then: Adam P Matty Renton The Knight Rider Glenn McCrory Kendall Rowan Jim Carver...... "HeymanHowman agencies, for all your hackneyed stereotypical Geordie gobshite needs" 👍

BUT WHERE THE FUCK IS ADAM P? And that guy from Tyneside life who talks shite about the ground?

Just got this on Youtube feed too. The BBC magedia has gone into overdrive. If we could harvest mackem fewm we could save the polar caps.

Ahhh, those were the days. Nowadays they pull a hamsting if they sneeze.

No doubt @Gemmill will somehow fuck this up but anyway.

There you gaan. It's like a deep fake.

Fairly obviuous imho.

Puzzled how this tells us literally everything we need to know about our Saudi ownership? Maybe they are omnipotent enough to get him to play one game before his ban sets in but can do nothing about the ban overall? Disppointing, still, it proves..... erm.