Renton

Paloma Faith would fit in well here.

Can I just add, I hadn't properly watched this video before making these comments, honestly. Just have now. Help ma boab, crivvens. Am gonnae end up on the beast wing of HMP Staunton here.

Hey man. Old enough to start a small to medium-sized business, old enough to get down to the business, as the saying I've just made up goes. I'm on a watch list now aren't I? *ABORT*

At this time I am betting MF is wondering if these lasses SME involves sex toys, amirite MF?* * Or is this just me defecting my own pervosity?

HMHM's worst nightmare, true.

Iirc that doesn't take into account tactical voting which knocks another 30 seats off the cunts. Sunak was pathetic today. The longer they hold off, the worse it will be for them.

I'm a hospital porter by qualifications but have you seen paper mask? And aye, enlarged prostate maybe, combined with fat bastarditis, also prevalent with impending middle age and worse. Probably not cancer, don't worry too much. I remember the days I could blind Mrs Rents from 30 yards with a jizz bolt. That's finished beyond the age of 30 unless you're a sexual athlete, and the only thing athletic about me nowadays is my fungal foot infection. It's been one of those days. Hoping a Newcastle victory and Pickford autocombustion will cheer me up.

Not having much luck with the blob so far in your new job then? We'll have to give you a new nickname. I'm going tonight, feels like ages since I was last here.

Love a good thread about the disgusting state of the mackem's bogs. Land of the damned.

This. I sometimes look at their match on the fixture list. Normally you see a team playing at home, you increase their chances of winning. With this lot, if they play away it's an advantage. Think Blackburn hadn't won for 9 games before this match? Must have been rubbing their hands together. Of course, most fans only see their team play at home. Which makes their misery only the more satisfying! 😂

Being a massive fan of lads musnt be much fun. Alright, you get loads of admiration in far corners of the World, with people wishing you well in the fight against the Mags, FTM, but the toxic atmosphere at home games? The only fun is betting who will leave first.

Bored. Finally get a BH Monday and a fucking rain cloud decides to piss all over the NE all day. Got to get the kids out the house somehow so going bowling, fucking fifty quid for 2 games nowadays. What a shit country this is.

If you go there, throw up a review. You've got the Sky apple cafe in heaton too which is probably the best veggie food I've had. If it's still open that is.

It is, although I've only had meat dishes. The lamb railway curry is superb. Think my veggie companions were happy too.

Might have to settle for a chain today, all the usual choices. Or maybe somewhere like My Delhi or Dabberwals if you fancy a curry?

Bored shitless by this.

You're literally 24 hours too late. It's been added to Parsnip now. Trouble is, there wasn't just one thread, for instance when we were 3-1down apparently several gloating threads came out. They're all merged into one megathread which makes no chronological sense. The actual match thread was 76 pages BTW, and was very funny.

It's the mackem version of the Freemason handshake. "A waz filling in a form at the dole office marra, and a put in 'County Durham' as me post curd marra. The wifey gives us a knowing sigh lol, before sanctioning us. FTM."

This is also typical and absolute bollocks as tbd has said. I'm all for inclusiveness, you can be from Pennywell and be welcome as far as I am concerned.

Their obsession with Durham Mags is hilarious. It's bollocks anyway, Durham city and the NW of the county are better connected to Newcastle so have always been more NUFC. I can testify to this with relatives from Durham city/Stanley/Consett/Lanchester way. But more hilariously, each time they come up with this shit they invariably upset the relatively large SAFC contingent from Tyneside and SE Northumberland in particular. There ensues bitter arguments about Geordie "black cats", football cultural appropriation, 1973 aFA cup, John Hall, 1974 county changes, river Wear "boundaries", Nexus and the Metro, the airport, the Fairs cup.... . Endless bollocks. Rinse and repeat every month. I've said it before, I don't hate them in the slightest. I appreciate them for the comic value, they never fail to disappoint.

He's actually worth at least twice as much as their club! Exile really should have played for Sunderland and got himself transferred for the income it would have brought the club.

Normal.

Exile claims to be a better football player than Bruno.

What an absolute knacker this mod is. Just Pope, Trippier, Tino, Botman, Lascelles, Kraft, Targett (?) injured in defence yesterday, all fringe players apparently. He's been coming out with this shit all year.

Aye, me too. I reckon a decades time unfortunately.