Renton

OH JUST FUCK OFF. I had my first child free weekend in 12 fucking years last weekend as they were at Guide camp. Went to the match, that was it.

You're one of those tight parents who make your kids normal everyday clothes a christmas present I take it?

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew Then they came for Suella Braverman And there was only the Daily Mail left To speak for her

Baggy Pussy?

As they said on the newsagents yesterday, better to have your political opponent inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. Trouble is Braverman is inside the tent pissing in.

Missed the cutscene where wykiki calls hot dog legs (wtf?) from hospital and she's with Callum Wilson. Zoom to pair of scissors with remnant of bike tyre rubber on the bedside table.

My bad. Fwiend.

Ahh nice, you've found a fwiend.

Erm, I think anybody who knew anything predicted we would struggle with the amount of games and that would equate to injuries - the Tonali situation is the only thing that wasn't predictable. Don't think anybody was expecting to sign Barnes who seems almost superfluous to me, and the other two major signings have been brilliant and are still available. I literally am staggered you want us to lose games now for some perceived benefit next season. Fuck off man. And Holden, you did a great job, I salute you sir. If you want us to take collective action againsty Gemmill, let us know.

That's not logical at all. Did you apply that logic last year when we were trying to get a CL place or is this just your bean counting accountancy logic we're talking about? Football is all about winning things ffs. I think the EL is the most winnable competition we're in personally, or about equal to the League cup anyway. I'd much rather win it than the league cup though. It would be magnificent.

My thoughts are fuck right off. I cannot get my head round the attitude that to be in Europe, let's drop out of Europe. My order of preference is: 1) Win our last two games and qualify for the next round. Only four matches (three two legged) to win the most prestigious cup in club football. 2) Win one game and come third, put everything into the Europa league which is a winnable cup. I'd rather win that than either of the domestic cups tbh and it guarantees CL football next year. 3) Fuck off Gemmill.

I just listen to R4 and R5 in the background tbh. And yesterday went through the channels before hitting the sack, and there she was. She's stalking me tbh and who can blame her?

Bridget must be exhausted. She did the morning rounds, some lunch time stuff, she was back on R5 at tea time, and now she's on Peston. What's that, 16 hours of interviews? Fuck that. 😴

Jesus Christ, it was hard enough to get her to try the Munroe transfer without asking her to do this.

Replace "you" with "ewe" please. Have you never been to a gift card shop in the lakes before? Ewe make me horny, etc.

What we need is for him to be part of a football dynasty. Robson was too old and much as I love Keegan he was too fragile. We need Howe to be our Ferguson, Wenger, Pep (more like the latter two). He's ahea of schedule, nothing to say he won't be the man. I said before, that's why the mackems hate him, they know.

Oh, so you only like going to games you think we might win? I see, you plastic fair weather fan. (Do I need this ) How was the yellow wall? Sounded tremendous on the telly. Have you been murdered by Dortmund Ultras yet?

I must admit I did think we would likely proceed following the PSG game. Not getting carried away but probably guilty of underestimating the impact of CL pedigree which is massive for European naive teams like us. But you know, you manage your expectations based on your most recent matches - results, performances, injuries and suspensions. Now progression is looking unlikely. But we've never looked like giving up, we can truly hold our heads up high whatever happens from now on. It's been a blast and I couldn't be happier with all aspects of the team.

The pemutations are doing my head in. I think it's possible we could come last with 7 points which would be quite something. The problem is not having a whipping boy in the group. Almost like its a group of death, who'd have thunk it?

Gonna get bummed to the afterlife in Paris I fear.

Think I said on the Joelinton thread if this lad could score he'd be world class. He can't though.

Absolutely no chance of winning this cup anyway. Fair chance of winning the EL if we enter it. Got the PSG memories. We'll be back some time soon.

We've just put Miley on. Is this child abuse?

Oh well, no disgrace in this.