Renton

I was thinking exactly this last night. Feel almost sacreligious, but this team is just objectively better than Keegan's best in all departments. Am I enjoying it as much? No, I'm not because I am a much older jaded man who just doesn't have the carefree joy and exuberance I once had. And this is almost personified by the managers, Keegan was a tidal wave of optimism, whereas Howe is much more guarded, objective, and circunspect. I suspect the latter is a strategy more likely to be maternally successful (materially as in winning stuff). But I am still massively enjoying it as much as I can about a sport played by overpaid stars kicking a lump of synthetic leather around. I hope the youngsters today appreciate it, I am sure they do.

Me too, this however was Gemmill last night.

Hey Omar, you know how we've struggled to get M'Bappe to sign, Gucci Massive has given me an excellent idea...

Wrong. We are secretly spending it in huge offshore accounts the players will access at the end of their careers. Could be bollocks apparently but is now solid FACT in the Land of Fans of Massive Lads (otherwise known as FML).

Tbf they've nowt to play for until the traditional play off defeat by Coventry.

Well, I thought Eddie Howe might be a good coach getting the best out of our players but turns out he's not, it's just they're all dope up. What do I know?

Enjoy it while you can lads, we'll be relegated to league 1 soon.

What about the sitters we missed?

Apparently but I don't understand how. We surely had more, better chances?

Why don't you check upstairs?

It's literally 5 nowt as well.

Erm....

Let's just get 5 directly against them.

Joelinton assist, guess that's why you don't take him off!

Isakkkkkkk!

We should take off big Joe at this stage.

Glad he's outed himself so blatantly tbh.

We'll need it next year.

Shouldn't we get some champagne out then? 🍾

Kin hell man.

If you want to enjoy some mackem fewm you'll need to go on now cos that thread will be gone 12 milliseconds after the final whistle

From 1-1 to 2-0 in 60 seconds!

One of the most pathetic penalties ever. Must have been a lot of dough in that brown bag.