Renton

This. Late May, June, or late August, September. Cairn Gorms are a proper wilderness but for my money the West side is much better. Trossachs, Glen Coe, Mamores, Nevis range, Torridon, Ullapool. Best scenery on the planet.

They are as well, warped and gone pink in the sun.

He's literally upset it uses colloquial dialect, which is the same as what the mackems use incidentally. Apparently it proves how insular we are.

Strange thread on there about Tynemouth food festival having the gall to charge 3.50 for entry. I mean, the Priory normally charges a tenner but never mind. All the usual shite about mag shirts. But then this. Imagine getting upset over this? Who are the mental ones?

To up the dream further, Pickford to concede an absolute last minute howler to gift us the game and then soil himself in front of the Gallowgate.

Whey that's what's wrong with football nowadays. No loyalty to the club or fans. Wor Jackie Milburn used to work down the pit in the morning, get the bus to the match with the rest of the lads, play in hobnail boots with a lacer the consistency of concrete, all for the price of half a pork pie. He didn't see the need to fleece the club and emigrate to Madrid. Proper men back in the day. Thank God there weren't any Holden McGroins back then.

Difficult to know really. Salah at least gave the impression to me he was playing hard ball with the club over his salary expectations.

Is a bit of a scouse thing, look how Gordon was treated by Everton fans, and they made 40 million from him.

Wasn't the issue he deliberately ran his contract down so Real get him for free and presumably he gets paid a fortune? Anyone is free to ply their trade where they want, but I'd not be happy with say Isak leaving for free.

It's still on lads, as long as Gemmill is banned a week prior to the Everton game. 👍

No marra, it's HARD not to qualify, remember? We've taken the easy route in qualifying for the fucking thing, damn us.

Got to love the mackems. Oh noes, we're getting banned from the CL because of FFP, despite 3 transfer Windows of negative activity. But this response in the same thread made me laugh. Apparently it's more difficult Not to qualify for the CL. Wibble.

Somebody wake me up with the results today like. Going a bit mackem here, but imagine if we beat Arsenal next week? Why not?

Fucking hell man. Weirdest match ever. Off to get me troponin levels checked. One of our worst performances and ultimately most satisfying this season. We've (almost) done it.

Not a great time to lose Big Joe. Fingers crossed the Gordon Barnes partnership works but looks a bit lightweight. However, in Eddie we trust.

Sky has Botman as right back in a back 4. I fucking hope not!

Hopefully. It's mad like, I saw a survey this week where 3 times as many people wanted closer ties with the EU compared with the US. The large majority of people want FoM if you explain it to them. Nows the ideal time you cowardly bastards.

Am getting more nervous as we're getting nearer (currently Longbenton). D1, the infallible good luck charm including the Carabao Cup, is doing gymnastics trials so I'm with D2 who doesn't have the same psychic energy, although hardly a bad record. We've done so well recently it's kind of surprising things are still in the balance. We've won 7/13 against these mercenary cunts at SJP in the league though. Howay you magnificent bastards, fcuk them up!

Thing is, there are millions of "British" people who could potentially do these jobs but won't be able to in practice because for want of a better expression they're a waste of oxygen. The amount of charvers who are young and basically unemployable who will just be a burden on the state their entire lives. A legacy ultimately from the Thatcher years. The only answer now is immigration. Of course FoM was a much better option but we fucked that up too.

Hold on, it's Bridget's fault that global temperatures are rising?

Is the answer only one of them has performed a miracle?

We've beaten them 3 times already this season mate. Ahem. We need to win tomorrow like. Of we do I'm confident of CL, lose or draw then naaah, probably not. Even Everton don't look a walkover the form Gollum has them in.

I'm beginning to sus out why you struggle with job applications and interviews.....

Poker Face S2 is on Sky and Now. Still class.