Alex

Post-wank blues

Si

I'm saying they're both shit

Preferred the original with Zorba the Greek in it

It's a bit like asking if you'd rather drink a glass of diarrhoea or eat a bowl of shit.

Well I think we can agree neither are of the required quality. It's no coincidence we've failed to control so many games over the past couple of years given who's been starting at CM in most of those games.

Alreet, Cilla

If you can forgive him for Dancing in the Street then this was nowt by comparison

Easier to keep possession if you never attempt a forward pass

Think the article's wrong, I thought other countries in the UK don't have official anthems either but rather choose a one for sporting events. So I would've thought it was a matter for the FA, RFU etc.

I agree Anita probably isn't good enough either but I don't see anything positive in Colback's game. He isn't good at one thing apart from picking up yellow cards.

If Anita is awful I don't know what that makes Colback. He's fucking hopeless

Or cottage cheese

Or they panicked because we're 3rd bottom more than halfway through the season. Difficult to know how much it signals a change in policy or influence over transfers beyond this window but we're certainly crying out for first teamers who can come straight in and do a job so either way, I think it's failry positive seeing as we're not a particularly attractive destination atm.

I agree with Doug Stanhope's take on marriage

Well if Pardew rates him then I think we'll be ok

Bet you try and borrow his wristband, DK

Incoming....

He calls it Laoshu