Alex

Beavers Behaving Badly on BBC2 now. I shit thee not

Forrest Gump (ask Gemmill). One of the biggest confidence players I've ever seen. Made Boumsong look mint when he first arrived due to his having a purple patch

Again?

Claudio Reindeer

Type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart

Roy / Andy Carroll

Modern football right there

Roque Santa Cruz

Who the fuck kicks off with flavoured Sambucas btw? CT excepted They're rank anyway, but first up?

You see I think Rossi was underused because he showed some nice touches and stuff and Roeder wouldn't play him much. Definitely a good player. Sibierski was better than expected but he only really looked decent in the Uefa Cup against shite opposition. He was shit in the league

Quiet Chinese mice

First party game is to try mixing a decent drink out of that lot. Should take a while.

Aye, he was utterly finished when he came here. Didn't we signed Ray Ranson about the same time?

According to the Beeb. What a shame

He'd gone well off the boil before Robson left

I was pissing by your window.

Don't forget 'Allo, 'Allo.

First time round it was a shock how good he was

From the trailers I'm guessing The Grasshopper Lies Heavy is a film (within the film/ tv series) rather than a book within the book, as it is in the original novel. But aye, from the reviews etc. it seems like a fairly straight adaptation. Philip K Dick has had absolutely loads of his novels and short stories made into films but the only two I've seen that were true to the spirit of the originals were Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) and A Scanner Darkly.

Ordinarily I would recommend the book, however...

Robson only signed Bellamy because Jeffers turned him down and went to Arsenal. Similar with getting Robert that same summer. He only went after him because Zenden opted for Chelsea.