Alex

Funny Mignolet getting a new 5 year deal with Liverpool. Don't think he's looked the part and is one of those keepers who thrived when he had loads to do at Sunderland as he's a good shot stopper but isn't good enough for LFC's aspirations.

The lad on the left's suit btw

You dirty bastard

Had a similar experience with my mate. Only he was on M1 driving back from Helter Skelter. Quite scary at the time

Bet you've got a tin of boiled sweets in there as well

Metaphor for the way of life, innit?

Still uses hand signals

Yes, but Sandie Shaw can relate to you

Bamp tbh

Arguably demonstrates a need for a proven goalscorer too though.

Rob is seething

Spot on.

Can't understand why you're so pissed off, Rob. You should be used to people on here making you look like a proper fucking tit by now.

Crab paste. Fook!

Lock up your daughters

He was going on about the drinking culture there a while back and how he wasn't at all surprised by the Johnson revelations. Said something along the lines of it would be reported more but for the fact no one outside the area is interested in what goes on there.

The opponent was ranked in the WBA's top 10 Mind, there are hardly any professional heavyweight boxers. BoxRec only has about 1,200 registered and that bloke Flintoff beat is ranked about 350th in the world. Could you imagine a rank amateur taking up tennis for a few months and taking on the world number 350? They'd struggle to win a point.

So that means you can't, you fuckwit

Who told you this? Thor Templar?

Ooh, aren't you so controversial?

Think he's took 5 wickets in a spell, rather than just an innings, on 5 or 6 occasions now. Particularly impressive when the match was in the balance like on Saturday.

He's dreamy