Alex

Title keeps making me think of that Nice2cu

I wasn't inferring you were a smug bastard fwiw.

You really shouldn't pander to these types

David Moyes is available.

Running a deficit most of the time whilst having the North Sea oil and selling off loads of public owned companies. And convincing the public they were making things better in the process thanks to our wonderful press.

If you die I'll go back in time and put things right

Shave your entire body and eat CT?

Imagine the fucking zaniness when these two get together? I bet they compare novelty ties and stuff

Straight on Chez's letter to Santa

The Boldon Panda

Reminds me of when HTT interviewed himself.

That's fighting talk

He was talking about buying a place there which is a completely different thing

This is my telephone wire.

Did you buy some magic beans off the person who told you that?

Don't have a favourite but I can't stand Sue off Sooty and Sweep.

West Monkseaton has an Art Deco metro station if that's what you're after.