Alex

The thinking man's Alan Pardew. Good read.

Blatantly just didn't want to go there

And making Two and a Half Men

Too ill to stand trial but not quite bad enough to leave his post with immediate effect

In his dreams

Chez's looking for a copy of this to read next:

SMB is seething

Me granddad used to drink and go for his dinner quite often at the Raby. Completely oblivious to the fights, drug deals, fencing of stolen goods and tobacco smuggling going on around him

Is that the old testament table or the new one?

Hedging his bets

Much better player for us than a lot of people give him credit for

Says the bloke who tries to model himself on Toad of Toad Hall.

There's a film called Burnt just come out as well.

Seems much more reasonable than banning handguns

Anyone else remember hedgehog-flavoured crisps?

Well I think that makes my point better than I could ever hope to.

Lets not bother, eh?

No ring goes like a ringo goes

Yeah, probably

Yours don't.

At the moment