Alex

Proper Bo (hemian)

Fancy 3-1 to the Aussies too. Happy to be proven wrong though

I usually fall asleep on it and wake up when it's nearly time to get up anyway. Does wonders for my ageing back

Like the 5 year plan, only more transparent

Team optimistic

Used to be loads in Burradon when I was growing up

I've seen a Cassowary in the wild. It didn't have the bottle to start on me though.

You being made to sleep on the couch again?

Canned afterbirth. Delicious

As Keegan quickly spotted, he's better suited playing in the middle but has suffered a bit from his versatility and just getting on with it when asked to play full back or wherever. Wish him all the best because of the way he handles himself on and off the pitch.

Ooh, subtle.

Reminds me of manc-mag's favourite sandwich: Tongue on brown.

What a bunch of touchers.

Christ! Scary as fuck that like.

I felt like dying after about 10 minutes of watching that.

Just like last week then. Cool

How many signings are we making this week?

Aye. He could've just read the thread like

Getting sic (sic)

Simon 'the cunt' Bird will no doubt have had his wings clipped, which is a shame given he's a sympathetic voice of reason not found much within the red tops.

CT wumming himself now

I think he showed some signs early in his career here that he could be a player but even when he did well Pardew would put Tiote or whoever straight back into the team. I think now he's at the stage where his confidence has been affected by that. Probably one to move on either way. Would suit all parties.

If they win, they keep them.

Props to DK because that's a first.