Alex

Cricket fans are fair weather fans by definition.

Which one's your lass?

Great photographer. His autobiography Unreasonable Behaviour is a good read too.

Those chips are done to perfection btw.

That's ok because we'd probably sell him for half that.

:lol:

Really need RobW's take on this before I can make a proper judgement.

Does he still need be drugged beforehand?

Half right, which is an improvement.

We don't need to imagine in your case

Awkward

What not to do

I bet CT's making a corned beef sandwich with his left hand

Sounds innamint

Camp up, more like

Something for Chez and the Fish to look forward to

It's a fungus in truffle form rather than mushroom form because of the conditions its grown under. Just like the truffles you'd normally eat. Basically, it's a way round the law which banned magic mushrooms there a few years back.

I think it's a given that offer will stand forever

Do the magic mushroom truffle instead. Especially for starters.

Even more cliched?