Alex

Better than Enrique © CT

I don't go to the matches any more and I think anyone who does is a cunt but I would like them to risk prosecution and a lifetime ban by invading the pitch

Good mates with Ant, apparently.

I got a bad feeling on this one.

Think it's another obvious flaw in Ashley's grand plan. The promising youngsters we've acquired (like Abeid and Birigrimana) aren't going to develop just by chance. If you don't invest in the coaching, it's a complete waste of time. Similar applies to the first team.

It's a bit like saying we're lucky because if we hadn't had that run or 6 games, or whatever it was, we'd be down already though.

Practice what you preach, marra.

He's not interesting enough to be a cunt.

Saving him for next week.

Quite possibly because no one was listening

Mint

Can't believe that's happened.

Not very appropriate.

Hope there's a burger van to feed the 6,000.

The pre-election polls only take into account people expressing a preference I believe. Whereas the exit polls ask people who've just voted. The fairly obvious conclusion is that floating voters / undecided tended to vote Tory this time.

Aye, gives us something look forward to

I thought Burnley needed to win to have any chance of staying up but other results didn't go their way so they went down anyway.

I've never seen that line of argument presented in quite that tedious a manner.

Doesn't work if you do it like that. I've tried it before.

Stop making predictions at least until next season, man, ffs

Spoon fed. Metaphorically and literally