Alex

Is that how the divorce came about?

in general.

99%* of managerial appointments end in tears *figure of speech

Aye, there must have been loads of times other than that when someone else drove up to his house, their car backfired and one of his horses reared up just as he was loading it onto a lorry. You should have said what day of the week it was and what the weather was like

Cricket fans are fair weather fans by definition.

Which one's your lass?

Great photographer. His autobiography Unreasonable Behaviour is a good read too.

Those chips are done to perfection btw.

That's ok because we'd probably sell him for half that.

:lol:

Really need RobW's take on this before I can make a proper judgement.

Does he still need be drugged beforehand?

Half right, which is an improvement.

We don't need to imagine in your case

Awkward

What not to do

I bet CT's making a corned beef sandwich with his left hand

Sounds innamint

Camp up, more like

Something for Chez and the Fish to look forward to