Alex

Give another example of when I've done it then. Shouldn't be difficult if I do it often.

What a great read this is btw. I have to agree with everything people have said too.

You definitely said that (or words to that effect) on the old board like.

He bangs on like he gave up drink because he's better than everyone else but he admitted ages ago he used to go out, get pissed and get into fights. So, basically, he gave up because he couldn't take his booze.

You can supposedly train yourself to have lucid dreams. I'm assuming / hoping you haven't already done so.

Hawkshead is a lush little village, isn't it? Did you go to the Hawkshead Relish shop by any chance?

Agree with something Tooj pointed out though that he doesn't look like he can play 90 mins and usually looks fucked about halfway through the 2nd half.

Don't you just love modern football?

It's the way you tell 'em

The rest of the group, however...

No, I haven't, mate. The best 'Mexican' food I've had in a restaurant was in Greece, funnily enough (http://www.senor-zorba.gr/). I could murder a burrito like. Trivia tidbit: Burrito means little donkey in Spanish.

Aretha Franklin's version of The Fool on the Hill is shit hot btw.

Lee, if you're reading this (and I know you are), you're a talentless, hackneyed joke and you couldn't write a decent article to save your life. Which wouldn't be so bad if you had a scrap of integrity. And you've managed the improbable feat of, by comparison at least, making your predecessor look like a journalist. Edit: Fangyoovehmush

They're minging like but once you swallow them / keep them down they're a proper giggle.

From that answer, can I assume he's playing a fat weirdo in this? And Stevie, watch the original 13/Tzameti. It's fucking mint.

It like so totally tastes like Special Brew.

This was when their was that loophole in the law. Kard Bar and the like sold them for a while as they weren't considered 'prepared' if they were chilled rather than frozen. So they got them shipped over from the 'Dam. Summer '05 I think it was. The Hawaiian ones were the shiznit. Much nicer than trips as they only last about 4 hours. Me mate still goes up Rothbury way every autumn to get a batch and makes this brew so you get the maximum off them. Not really into that sort of thing any more but I would consider doing them out of all that type of thing because they're pretty user-friendly. Unless you do too many.

Sad as fuck like but I'm delighted for them and their lovable little leprechaun. Our recent form takes the edge off it like, as others have said.

Nice chocolate anarl.

Bit weird. I'm not convinced of the point of it. Like you say, steep for a novelty. And you could get a lot of bottles of Bailey's for £100.

It won't actually be the end of the world but the behaviour of some of the people in town that night will lead you believe otherwise.

Never even heard of them. What's that aal aboot? I've had a go on Gemmill's vapouriser like (not a euphemism)