Alex

I used to have a bit of time for him but he disappeared up his own arse a while ago imo. Still have to agree with the bit in bold like but that says more about footballers than JB.

Don't give up the day job.

Nah. Sometimes I think you're a bit "wide of the mark" though. Sometimes I even think you're a 'mug'. Occasionally I just think "oh dear"

Someone was telling me Barton said he's too clever to be a footballer. He's so clever he's talked his way out of every club he's been at.

Stevie, sometimes I almost love you.

Aye, I'm sure his brief period in the Labour party was the only time he was involved in any abuse.

You could say the same to Stevie T.

And it turns out he's dead too. Well I never.

Him, the butler, the cook and the maid are having their Xmas do.

You weren't invited. You can drive me home though

I've been to her house, read her diary etc. Still doesn't mean it's not a funny joke imo. And it's clearly a joke. Which makes you a bit of a hypocrite for taking issue with it tbh. Which was my point.

Should I break it to TP here she never actually owned a drumkit?

Why were you banned then? I can ask Dave if you like. And the same high horse that thought Anne Frank's Drumkit was anti-semitic

Pork pies are served cold. Or was that a deliberate mistake?

Serpico's man bag btw. Just thought of that there. It was the 70s I suppose but fucking hell Actually that would be a good username / name for a band.

Tbf, I like Hoffman but he does tend to play that same part in every film. He's good at it like.

Is Phillip Seymour Hoffman playing a fat weirdo by any chance?

Remember Pardew saying something along these lines last season "Mike knows his football, he keeps saying to me 'When are you going to sign a centre-half?' ".

That's not mud.

You got banned from N-O for saying you hoped someone died of AIDS or similar, did you not? Not that I give a fuck but get off your high horse.

Aye, he has a sweet right foot. Ages ago I likened him to Forrest Gump whereby I think he couldn't stop hitting those 50+ yard cross field passes because he liked staring at them as they sailed through the air.

You see, I remember Bramble having a few spells in his Newcastle career where he's looked better than Stevie T ever has. And he had more ability than Taylor too. Probably even thicker as well, if you can your head round that.

Dear diary / Dierdre

Became a Firkin which ruined it and pissed off the old clientele, then became the lamentable Stereo, a pre-club bar for the equally (imo) lamentable Shindig and then got burnt out as an insurance job (hallegedly, hallegedly) after it died a death when Shinpad fucked off to Digital.