Alex

Clearly just lulling them into a false sense of security

Bisham Abbey maybe?

Michael Jackson 👍🏻

Got to rotate with the schedule and the options we now have in attack

Do you think we’ll avoid relegation though?

It’s always the squaddies who saw no active service but got into lots of fights in Germany and Cyprus during their four years in the army that make a big deal of being a ‘veteran’ on Twitter / Facebook. And the Tory Reservists. And essembee

It’s a sad day when the Tories can’t even appease the racists

His face after he downs the pint of beer at the end

Aye, try 48 boiled eggs then get back to us, Bob

Sack the chauffeur!

Darren Bent 👍🏻

Aye, halfway up a division in which the team in 6th has lost well over a third of their games. Get away from the top two or three sides and they’re well and truly mired in the dross below that.

Can you not just ask ChatGPT how it will happen?

Jack Clarke looks a canny player with good technical ability but I doubt he’s worth half what you could get for Murphy. I also doubt he’d cut it in the Premier League. They’d no doubt scoff at that but they seem completely oblivious to the fact that players are only worth what other clubs are willing to pay. And that it’s a results-based business which doesn’t take into account supporters’ claims of fantastic performances

Not until May he isn’t

I think they’ll have to bite the bullet and sell him for a relatively low price anyway (bar a bidding war). He’s only got 12 months left on his current contract come the summer

They are more motivated when they play against the big teams

His desire to play in the Champions League scuppered the deal 👍🏻

Aye, that’s odd behaviour. Making up scenarios, convincing yourself they’ve really happened then getting annoyed about it however…..

He’s shit. Get rid

Gianluigi Lentini: The rise and fall of the world's most expensive player - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65116702

Yeah. Like I say it’s not a reflection on his performance but as a stat i don’t think it’s very reliable

Only 8th for npxG+xAG though. Whatever the cunting fuck that is

The reaction to the Everton v Spurs result is them now telling themselves it’ll be great seeing us get hammered in the CL. Just when you think they’ve peaked with the mental gymnastics they take it to a different level