Alex

Sorry about that, mate. Awful news. Take care x

Erm, congratulations. I think

Really well put

Aye, really sorry to hear that, HMHM. It’s been said but it’s great that you’re there for your mate. That’s what mates are for

Also Shola’s sister (spitting dabs of Shola btw ) helped deliver my twins. No she doesn’t work for DHL. She’s hilarious too

Shola’s alright. Still love Pedro. Shame about a lot of his post-retirement stuff (to say the least) but he’s my favourite ever Newcastle player. An absolute joy to watch Edit: Pedro that is

The difference between the two clubs and sets of supporters though is that they are only really bothered about beating us. Even the more intelligent ones. In one of those seasons when they inexplicably avoided the drop from the PL Jonathan Wilson tweeted something along the lines of taking relegation now (there was still a canny few games left iirc) in exchange for four points from the derbies (we must’ve already drawn one). I can even take the 6 in a row as it papered over the massive cracks there and look where we both are now. But that’s all they’ve got now. That and faux moral outrage (paedo worship aside).

That’s a bold statement

I really like Vialli. Proper 100%-er as well as being a top player. Seems like a good lad too

Duck off. You count

That’s not why they looked despondent, marra

There may have been a number of factors in Lemmy’s demise

Or legs

Aye. Imagine that too though - Shithousery from the argies. I couldn’t give a fuck. Much like him and human rights in the Arabian peninsula.

I’m almost certain it was him as I heard him speak too. His tatty old carrier bag handle snapped so he dropped his shopping and the wine bottle smashed / went everywhere. He went and got a new bottle (gratis) but was slightly baulking at paying 65p for a new carrier bag

The lads just clapping politely

Damn you, autocorrect

First sang by Jarrow Elvis. FTM

Stick the red flag up your arse. That’s another one we copied

Payback for Lennon nutting Shearer’s foot

Exile went to Turkey on holiday. Not suggesting for a second Turkey and Saudi Arabia are the same. But would that be the destination for someone’s whose raison d'etre is highlighting the human rights abuses and atrocities committed by regimes around the world? How is the conflict in Yemen worse that what Turkey have been doing in Kurdistan since the 70s? That’s just one example re the Turkish regime

There are but it’s definitely easier to have a reasonable conversation with their lot in general when we’re both shite

If we get in the CL they’ll say we aren’t champions. If we ever win the league, it’ll be tainted by blood money

Except to them, for the duration we are still in it.