Alex

Part of the Rock Star Barbie range

Looks a bit like the lead singer of the Flying Pickets

Why haven you mentioned this before? It’s not just this particular select committee either though. Life and death shit and it barely makes the news sometimes

Not saying it’s right but when did anyone that matters last give a fuck about questions asked by a select committee?

I’m not sure Build Build Build counts as a sentence

Just been to the supermarket. Actually had to tell a bloke to keep his distance as he trying to lean past me to get something. It’s an absolute shit show. Seems to a few people wearing masks but nowhere near a majority. Not sure what was more depressing the long queue of people waiting to get into B&Ms or the even longer queue for the drive through Costa coffee

Surprised Chez Given didn’t just install him as his PA if he’s available on those sort of wages. Imagine the champagne enemas that they could’ve had together

What track and trace app?

Norman Smith on the radio before was doing his usual in all but name Tory spokesperson role bigging up Johnson’s ‘bullish’ plans. Fucking bullshit more like

The strategy doesn’t seem to extend beyond coming up with slogans that contain the same word three times

Well he also believes he’s a bit of a tough guy so it’s not like he has any grasp on reality

Plus you’d be the biggest bell-end on the Coast Road

I assume you’ve all seen the pic if the rest of his face was the same colour as the skin around his eyes. Looks like he’s been dug up

Aye, right you are Nathan Barley, that’s the reason

I’ve seen a bloke going to the ministry at Longbenton of one of those before. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry

The thing about him, as Howay was on about, is that all the fuckwit MAGA cunts seem unable to grasp is that he’s acting in a way that, at seemingly every turn is against the interests of his own people and country. He thought he could do what the fuck he wanted and be ok because he was benefiting from the economic growth his predecessor helped create. And he might well have succeeded. It’s seemingly taken something as huge as a global pandemic and then the BLM movement for a lot of floating voters to have woken up to him. Even then it’s probably just because a lot of them are now on welfare. I dread to think how nasty he’ll try to make things in the coming months as he becomes increasingly desperate.

To quote the Red Hot Chili Peppers, if you have to ask, you’ll never know

I think I mentioned it on here ages ago but a woman I used to work with, along with her husband, voted Leave. In fact they were both so determined to do so they did it by postal vote weeks before the day of the vote. Afterwards she spoke several times about they’d intended to retire to the continent, probably Spain, and was very concerned about how that would be impacted.

It’s not even just that though. From what I recall from living down there as a student there’s loads of market towns in Leicestershire and then there’s bound to be plenty of retail parks that are presumably outside the lockdown zone. You’re right in that there’s quite a lot of cities not far away from Leicester too. Not so much Birmingham but the other ones you mention aren’t far at all

I’m not sure he’d have looked any more ridiculous if he was

Thought he was wearing cowboy boots at first

Like Souness would have a fucking clue either way

Mind I’m going to feel terrible if he’s on a ventilator

They should do a series of events based around Johnson’s exercise regime. After the press-ups they could have someone drive them and drop them off in running kit 200 yards from their house and the winner is the first one to ring the doorbell after dodging the paparazzi