Alex

The best line Yoda never said

Probably says it to the mirror every morning

Her getting bollocked behind closed doors (if this is even happening) is just another sign of complicity from her bosses

Dominic Cummings

Tbf it was difficult to hate Kinnear given it felt like you’d been transported to an alternative universe when he was announced as manager

Bruce is the only one he hated 15 years before he got the job.

Gets his building materials from JT Dove

You might say it’s misleading

Nearly got divorced over that

RIP. Someone who would know told me he used to nip down the tunnel early at halftime for a cheeky dram or 3

BBC back on script I see. Ashworth’s comments a bigger story than the PM being a proven liar over post-Brexit customs arrangements for NI. Dominic Cummings orchestrating fake news not even a story

Didn’t have any Jif, used Cif instead

Guaranteed he used Jif

It does have its plus points then.

Both on the wain

Aye. Could just be general mackem trait though

Tractors get Brexit done. Traitors stop Brexit getting done. Obviously

He’s just looking for bites.

What I got most out of that QT (apart from it being relatively watchable because of the lack of gammons) is that, despite the claims to the contrary, the Remain parties (inc Labour, if you can call them that) are still more arsed about petty squabbling than stopping Brexit

Also, Emma Barnett is, ahem, decent

Spot on

Fished your post

I don’t think you’re a cunt but it’s clear the BBC have been pretty biased in their political reporting for a good while. Given the stakes in this particular election it’s even worse than it otherwise would be. Looks like their reward is going to be becoming the latest victim of Tory cuts.

I feel like we’re riding our luck a bit. Results are going our way though, which is obviously the main thing. If you look at the table we’re probably only 4 wins off staying up, given we’ll draw a few and we’re not even half way through the season. Just about everyone would’ve taken that. It’s still very early days for Bruce and it remains to be seen if he can turn things around when we have the inevitable poor runs of form. It’s all a bit fucking meh so long as the owner is still here anyway. Interesting to see the club having to resort to giving tickets away, such is the general air of apathy

They didn’t steal anything. They were given something in error and didn’t return it. Morally abhorrent but perfectly legal. The law is an ass