Alex

I’m greedy. I like both

Aye, merry fucking Christmas, you set of cunts

J69’s hero

Just the sort of responses the OP was looking for

At least that fall won’t have ruined his looks

The steward

Keep your fantasies to yourself

Late entry for the post of the year award

The deluded jawdees who demand to win the European Cup every week were happy with a massively overrated manager who was underachieving. Or something like that I think

“We” 😂😂😂

I remember her too. Definitely fancied her as well 😂

Razzmatazz 😂😂😂 And is that not Lisa Stansfield?

Only Mike Ashley, football genius, could spend £40m on an inferior Joselu. Also, imagine how much better that side would be with Rondon instead

He’s spot on but he won’t be listened to by the party

RIP. Not many of them left now.

Other way and they’d have been saying it was a straight red. Prefer Warnock to that little cunt Murphy in the studio though

There was zero contact there. The BBC commentary man perfect use of VAR

Well he’s certainly both of those things

Joelinton’s performance was summed up when, in the second half, a long ball was played towards Carroll. It was obvious he was going to win the ball and flick it on. Where was Joelinton? Static about two yards behind him. Shit movement, lack of effort, lack of strength, fuck all end product, zero determination to impose himself on the game. If that’s one of his better matches then I hope Ashley actually did pay £40m for him

Lucid dream no point in trying to make this kid look stupid. You’re never going to do a better job than him.

She must be stupid, which would make her the continuity candidate

Free tickets and I still felt robbed. Chuffed for Almiron like and Crystal Palace didn’t really deserve owt. Joelinton 😂😂😂

Still would

Yeah, but free will’s an illusion. Just like democracy

I know I’m middle aged (only just by most definitions, but still) but I did that thing on electoral calculus again after the election and I’m further from the centre than the ‘Strong Left’ tribe. In every axis I might add. Big fucking deal or whatever but the convoluted point I’m trying to make is it feels like if I don’t stick to my guns, who will? But I feel like saying fuck it and checking out of politics altogether. A kind of parallel with NUFC if you like. Not that I can actually decide whether I care or not. How much easier life would be if I could