Alex

It's not the fault of the people tbh. It's the politicians. You can't expect the average person on either side of the argument to weigh up the pros and cons and make a considered judgement. That's what the politicians are paid for. I know they're shit at it but they should at least take responsibility for the shit they caused and stop hiding behind the 'will of the people' garbage.

Great read, if somewhat depressing given the passage of time etc

Seen as its you, CT. I've being mean too ask what you fined so funny

The minute I'm in Newcastle I'm on the drink. I haven't read any of his books but I've heard the first couple (A Cook's Tour and Kitchen Confidential) are good

Aye, definitely liked a drink or three

Well, you started it. The owner's got the money. He's deciding not to spend it and using the relegation he caused as an excuse. The net result of his perceived short-term financial prudence will almost certainly see Benitez leave rather than signing a new contract and will create more losses for the owner in the long run. He's already overseen a third of the relegations in the club's history and has shown no sign of learning from those previous errors. Indeed, he seems almost hell bent on repeating them. Arguing otherwise or coming up with pearls of wisdom about his 'investment' and the 'need' to sell before buying as opposed to seeing the bigger picture is inevitably going to lead to speculation about whether or not you're just intending to wind people up. Although I will concede that's possibly giving you a lot more credit than is due.

Yam talkin bullux

How desperately sad

Shit, I really like him. What happened? He can't be very old.

Beige cunts

What a shit wum

Bet Fatboy Silm spent about half an hour ‘perfecting’ that paragraph btw

Ooh, you’re so edgy and controversial. I just can’t take it

His latest taxi playlist would do

Start off with something believable if you’re going to try and hook a few fishies

Aye. I’m the same and even if I didn’t have Prime I wouldn’t give a fuck. Still if you read that paper you probably have R or L written on the inside of your shoes (and quite possibly tattooed on your feet)

He’d be one of the first ones up against the wall

I still think we’ll get a cracking deal

Aye. Boris is a cunt as well

So will your turds after a couple of days on codeine

Heard about the cases in Cuba. Seems like too much of a coincidence for it to be happening again

Should've qualified that (*anyone with half a brain)

RIP. Used to love Minder when I was a bairn. He must've been knocking on like as that was a canny while ago and he was no spring chicken back then