Alex

Give me a chance to get into my iron corset next time you plan on making my sides split

Here comes the zany

Rather than blaming the lack of regulation which caused the problem

I don’t know, citing 70-odd years of unprecedented peace as evidence of heading towards the opposite was pretty inspired

Don’t think it worked out too well in the banking sector about 9 years ago

Aye, we’ve had all those things in Western Europe since the EU began rather than beforehand

The Commonwealth for a start. We’re particularly popular in the Caribbean atm

We changing the country's name to Cloud Cuckoo Land at the same time?

Sounds easy. Which particular bits of EU law do you have a problem with though? And what would you like to see them replaced with?

You advocating repealing all the relevant Bills then? No red tape there

It has been. It's utterly meaningless bollocks anyway. You have to sign up to their rules if you want to trade with them for a kick off. Not to mention putting your trust in our political establishment? Nein danke

The price of FREEDOM!

£350m per week for a start

Come along to our Thursday night curry club where for just £7 you can get a shit pint and jar of Patak's inspired Indian dish

That's horrific

Last minute equaliser

Just Man City (twice) and Liverpool in the league I think.

Just reminded me of the recent talk about the application for Parmos to get PDO status

Classic Italian dish that

A draw and it's over no matter what happens I think. They basically need 3 wins out of 3 to have a realistic chance. It's not just the points it's having to get significantly more than two sides over those last 3 games. But I can see them winning on Saturday

Wouldn't be surprised if they haven't even really cancelled the tickets

I made some of that a few years back. Gave it a good wash like

I still don't think I'll actually believe it until it's confirmed.