Dr Gloom

He’s spot on

wrong club badge. They had to include a Liverpool and spurs player for, you know, reasons

there’s no time like the present

Yeah, how did you guess? The salad was so delicious I went back for seconds

so you were right in the end, naturally

ah, I didn’t realise. Fuck knows what the age criteria is for entering young player than because 24 is surely pushing it. still scandalous that Gordon isn’t in the mix for either award. VVD ffs - they just had to get a Liverpool player in there

we're talking about gordon aren't we? i'm sure he's 23. isak was nominated for the player of the season. not the young player.

23 and younger innit?

you couldn't be more

player of the season should be foden. it's insane that gordon didn't make the cut for young player - absolute bullshit. 10 goals, 10 assist in the PL, an ever present and consistently our best player

ridiculous that gordon to be overlooked and that overhyped mainoo kid made the cut, just because of his club badge

watch puns are second to none. regrettably I missed this banter - I’d already clocked off for the day.

Joselu

I hope they hang on. They were miles better than psg were against us. PSG only qualified from our group thanks to that disgusting penalty decision against us.

who the fuck is that cunt?

he does still have plenty to offer a pemier league team. problem is he is only fit to play 50% of fixtures and he's 32, so that will have a say on how much we might get for him. i'd be tempted to keep him for that reason, as long as he's happy to be rotated in and out. it's in his interests tbh. he's made of glass. he'll still get plenty of game time as we look to go in four competitions again. i'd only sell if someone came in with a bid of around £20m because it'll cost more than that to replace him. the only way we're getting more than that is if he goes to saudi

who the fuck's this cunt?

stick - if he's happy staying as a rotation option. this season has demonstrated you need three proper CF options if you have the extra european fixtures. we should have signed a third striker last summer. it's imperative we get one this summer then we can manage wilson's minute and bring him in and out of the team so hopefully he doesn't break down as much. if we can get 20 odd appearances out of him and around 10 goals, he's a more than useful squad player. then bring that sesko kid (or similar) in to rotate along with him and isak.

might be bullshit then

his xMC is big

i can see why he'd be annoying in the dressing room

have an awesome break HMHM