Dr Gloom

just started baby reindeer as it's one of those boring zeitgeisty shows that no one will stop fucking talking about, so feel compelled to join the party for fomo

If we weren’t so annoyingly inconsistent we’d have a good chance of catching spurs for 5th. “Ange-ball” has been found out

More shit zonal marking from spurs and another goal conceded from a corner to make it 3-0

If he listen to what he says and tweets and consider the recent house purchase, he isn’t going anywhere. But the release clause exists for a reason. PSG are one of the few clubs capable of paying £100m up front and his mrs is French (I think) so it wouldn’t surprise me if he does go. I’d be gutted if he does go and a little disappointed in him. He’d just be another cog in the wheel there, in a farmers league, albeit with a chance of going deep in the champions league. But he can be a legend for us. The one club I’d forgive him leaving for is Real Madrid. Seems unlikely this summer though due to Kronos signing an extension.

Tottenham’s shit zonal marking from corners exposed again for Arsenal’s goal there. He wouldn’t have to head the ball towards his own goal if he was marking his man, goalside

I’m Alan shearer’s lost yard of pace

I’ll be really annoyed if we don’t finish above them - they’re turbo gash

If we can’t beat these at home we may as well get the sun loungers out

the laughs from the audience

isn't his mrs french?

tbh, the last game i went to at home (1-1 v everton) was a bit of a throwback. flat as fuck. it was one of those where the crowd turned up expecting to win. i had a great seat in the milburn paddock in terms of view - just above the dugout - but atmosphere? not so much. i was surrounded by old blokes in their 50s and 60s who didn't try to join in with any signing - even after we scored. the only time they made any noise was to complain. time for some of these old timers to give up their season tickets for the next generation. a lot of them don't seem like they're getting any joy out of it, so why bother? the corner did its best to get things going but the rest of the crowd couldn't be arsed - you could hear a pin drop at times. if we do build a new ground there should be a designated section for boring old bastards ticked high in the gods somewhere, as well as designated singing sections behind the goals.

what a fucking electric night in SJP that was - absolutely magic and along with the Arsenal game the previous season, the best I've seen it since the Keegan days. I didn't mange to get tickets for PSG at home but I gather that was arguably just as good or even better.

Sorry

keep mrs Renton out of this

let's see your best klopp memes please. i've got a liverpool mate to wind up

They deserved to win but I felt we were denied a penalty- dunno how it looked on the replay but in real time I was sure VAR would overturn it

three times a week, I’d wager, is rather overstating things

he knows she's a bullshit artist because he's a true believer

she can't even get a GB News interview right

came for the poppadom story...stayed for the comments

this is an astonishing clip. not least because JHB comes across as the voice of reason

if there's any skeletons in your closet on here, trust ewerk will find them

£20m is outlandish - i've never heard of that sort of compensation paid out for a dof before. £2m is a pisstake too, of course. i'm sure sanity will prevail as get closer to the summer window and they do a deal for nearer to 10m