Dr Gloom

jamie lee curtis was great in that episode but i couldn't have given less of a shit about carmy, despite his troubled past and difficult family. i was quite pleased to see him end up locked in the fridge - his comeuppance for being so insufferably dour

southgate will still start him for england because he had a good tournament three years ago

honestly, i didn't really see what the fuss was all about with the bear. it fairly watchable, i guess, and it looks nice - some lovely-looking food porn - but it it didn't live up to the hype at all, for me. carmy is such a dull character, i couldn't imagine being one of the poor bastards stuck listening to him drone on in one of his AA meetings. he's so boring and humourless i found it hard to give that much of a shit about him

one day - shite. i hated both of the main characters and didn't give much of a shit when bad things happened to either of them

i agree about the need for a DM, but i don't think eddie does. joao palhinha would be perfect but not sure we have the ffp headroom as he's going to cost a fortune

Calm down dear, it's just Michael Winner with a carrot up his arse

imagine pitching this ad today

those adverts

gordon is putting up elite numbers tbf, which maxi never managed to do. he could quite feasibly end up with 15 goals and 10 assists if he keeps this form up and remains injury free. southgate still won't pick him mind

same. i liked him. he was the bright spark amid a few seasons of bruceball dross plus he seemed to love his time in newcastle so it's weird that so many hate on him. we could have used him this season but howe didn't fancy him ultimately and that's fine. gordon is clearly an upgrade in term of output and fits the system much better

Tino!!!

is this his first clean sheet in the league since he came back in? Feels like it. Shame we can’t morph his shot stopping and ability on the ball with Pope’s command of his area and sweeping. They’ve both got useful attributes

Pot shot from Bruno, just wide, Gemmill seething

Bruno’s corners look much better then Trippier’s. We also look much more at it since the subs came on.

Wolves aren’t giving up. They’re pressing much more than they did in the first half, trying to get back into it. Dangerous on the counter too. Next goal will be big

Great chance from willock to seal it

The injury curse continues

Neto crocked

great players when they’re not injured. Going into a whole season with just the two of them up front was always a gamble.

I’d be annoyed if it was a tight 0-0. The game situation and conditions are right for the odd pot shot from distance

Aye, exactly. I get the whole philosophy of trying to work the good shooting opportunities. But we’re two up and the pitch is slick as fuck - see goal, hit goal would be my approach

No one busting a gut to get in the box there after good work from Isak and Murphy

I don’t mind him having a crack or two like that per game if it opens up. We’re two up - why not?