Dr Gloom

Bryan Swanson, reporting the bleeding obvious, Sky Sports News

The DoF equivalent of “dodged a bullet”

the problem Howe has is Bruno is the best player we have available at both DM and “number 8” right now. Miley could go on to be a good “number 6” as he’s got a good football brain and is happy receiving it under pressure, like you say. I’d like to see us continue with this experiment of Bruno playing further forwards - especially against the weaker teams.

Have to “sell a top player” Has anyone at the club actually said that or is Downie going on what Eales said?

He’s not just a chief scout though. I have no idea exactly what a modern day DoF/Sporting Director role entails but transfers are only part of it

I’ve gone from loving listening to the bloke talk about being the centre cog or whatever bullshit analogy it was, to hating the cunt and hoping his career takes a spectacular nosedive

we need to rinse them to fuck for compensation. show them we’re a big club now and we don’t roll over anymore

Wow, he can get fucked then. Hope he’s a massive failure for them

Killjoy

the batsman's holding the bowler's willey

£100m and a new 5 year deal for Ten Haag

It's Newcastle vs United™ AND IT'S LIIIIIIIIIIVE

eddie would work his magic

£50m + Rashford

a pectoral injury - you couldn't make it up

who the fuck knows when we'll see him again. he hasn't trained with the team yet but could be back in feburary. that could either mean he's out for the season or back this weekend.

reminds of the the "come and see our beautiful beaches" line from the "We put the sun in Sunlan" video

naturally. he's also got blood on his hands over the war in Gaza because Israeli military offensives are something he can truly influence as leader of the opposition

hate to break it to you mate but he’s going to win 😩

“Big” six bias is a disease that has penetrated all corners of the media

Hilarious angle from the bbc, like Man U have a chance of top 4