Dr Gloom

there is nothing new in that piece.

he's looked on death's door for years now.

legend, RIP

we beat man city in one competition already this season. we can do it again

the one thing i really want to make this season a success for another team to win the one competition we still have an outside chance of winning - is that not obvious?

he's great at running around and pressing, except for when he doesn't do that. then he looks shit

apparently we'll want someone else to win the FA cup.

lose this and i'm starting the next match thread. that should be a warning enough for the lads to get their shit together 5-0 - ritchie with all five of them after starting the game at DM

they gave a 70 year old the face of a 30 year old but he still looks like a 70 year old trying not to fall over in that fight scene

ILM forgot to "de-age" his body

yeah but you know we’ll have to beat Man City away in the next round to progress

rented, surely?

if we do get to the final, this is the obvious outcome. i'd rather go out to blackburn

good analogy

i don't know any mags - real or imagined - who want howe to be replace by mourinho

i can only imagine the rapture in dury's voice as liverpool put the winner in our net

they would have had a field day if it was us on the receiving end, which we would have been if we'd made it past chelsea and boro to the final - our form is horrible

he sounds like another ASM - an exciting technical player but will need a lot of coaching before he can play in eddie howe's system. he may well replace miggy next season, as a squad player, but i think we would still need a first choice RW and to use him sparingly as a rotation option to see how he develops. the stat nerds will note that his take on numbers are really good but his passing metrics are less impressive. he'll have everyone off their seat when he dribbles past his man, then groaning when he gives it away a'la ASM

Best goal of the night that. We’ve missed Willock’s runs into the box Dan Burn on the overlap

We’ve conceded some shit goals