Dr Gloom

I asked a colleague when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again.

I hate it when you sincerely compliment someone's mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore

and the less said about our so-called journalist, the better

i didn't realise we had a so-called lawyer to go with our so-called accountant

by which time we'll have picked up another 3-4 injuries

The best approach is to just ignore it. I hope the club don’t engage. Don’t make a public reply to his petty nonsense. Just tell them what the fee is and let Ashworth rot on gardening leave until they pay the price.

Nice morale-pounding defeat away to Porto for Arsenal ahead of our march on Saturday

yeah, i expect an unchanged eleven

this side is Nick Pope away from giving them a decent game ----------------Dubs Tripper----Schar----Botman-----Burn ----Longstaff---Bruno----Willock ------Murphy---Isak------Gordon

which one was he - the shit one or the gash one?

i wonder who the local journalist souness speaks of was. called him a clown

Howe never plays that system though, even when we're chasing he game, which might explain why we never bid for Madison, or why those rumours linking us to MGW might be "wide of the mark" (Alan Oliver™) Anderson seems destined to play either out wide or as one of the two number 8s. Whether either of those are are his best position remains to be seen, but I like what I've seen of him in glimpses so far. He certainly would have had loads of chances to impress and I could have seen him have the same kind of impact Miley has this season if it wasn't for that freak injury. What was it anyway that could keep him out - a stress fracture to his back? Does that usually sideline a player for 5 months (and counting)?

Willock will make a big difference to our pressing intensity and defensive cover. I imagine we'll see bruno go back to DM and Willock come back in for Miley. I don't see Howe changing system or dropping Burn

some of my best times have been spent staring at a mirror

who the fuck posts on football forums? You might as well go to the pub and listen to random blokes talking, I bet it wouldn’t be too much different.

we turned against him because he was a one-season wonder and spent the rest of his time as manager fanking mike for being such a supportive owner

Eleventy Twelve nil to us. Isak with eleventy thirteen of them