Dr Gloom

i always knew you were a massive cock.

too expensive for me? have you not heard how posh i am? i take lunch at the sloaney pony and tea at the ritz every day

pretty fucking good. last day of work before i'm off to ibiza for 4 days for a stag do and wedding. bring the motherfuckin ruckus

classic daily mail piece below, of which i've selected the best pic. apparently we're in for a BBQ summer. i'm not holding my breath just yet - we've heard that one before. http://www.dailymail...mperatures.html

she's obviously belter if she sounds like me. maybe you can hook us up

we'll all be daring each other to post pictures of our cocks next

Finn potentially to come in for Bresnan, whose never not won in an England shirt. What happened to not changing a winning team?

Anyone know owt about this lad? The next cabaye? Or the next obertan?

Lennon and Carrick should have been in there. Richards too. That aside, he got it mostly right. Downing is a baffling one, as is Henderson on standby. Downing gets in I suppose because of our complete lack of left footed wingers. Henderson because of Carrick ruling himself out of being on standby, the muppet.

The pecker out of the Black Eye Peas was carrying it yesterday. Fuck knows why, I always thought in was an honour resevered for deserving citizens of the host country, not middle of the road cheesey pop acts.

I might put the human centipede on next Valentines day. Nothing says I love you like a bit of torture porn.

Depressing is being sat in the office all day while it's 25 degrees outside, not sitting in a beer garden watching the clunge roll in.

Got to love a tit day. Where do all the fit birds come from? Are they hibernating all winter like? The sun comes out and it's like BOOM - wall to wall blart.

that's one posh geordie http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9GhVI9SLP

i started the thread because i saw this on posted on facebook and it tickled me ...until i started reading the synopsis.

i used to a bit at school and we organise the odd friendly game with the usual piss poor standard. i class myself as an all rounder - equally shite at bowling, batting and fielding. i talk a good game though.

is the stadium changign its name too?

hideous

fucking savagery. this from wiki: a real life torture porn movie.

Ever played the Eurovision drinking game? It's canny - makes the process of watching it a little less painful.

Anyone seen it? Sounds absolutely horrific. There are clearly some twisted minds out there. I just read a little on the Wikipedia page about it, apparently inspired by the work of "Dr" Josef Mengele. Anyone familiar with his work? I followed a few links from the human centipede page on Wiki and ended up reading about Mengele, or "the Angel of Death", as he was known. Absolutely sickening. I knew that sort of thing happened at Auschwitz but that's the first time I've ever read about it in any great detail. My mind is now in a very dark place.

you can't go slogging a run a ball when you've got three slips and a gully waiting for the outside edge. the attacking fields you get in test do slow run rates but it's a true test of a batsman's skill. it's a game of patience and skill, occupying the crease, picking the bad ball and executing the shot. i fucking love it. far more engaging and skillful than 20/20, which is entertaining but a bit of a side show for those who can't appreciate the game in its purest form. watching the cricket live is bloody brilliant. massive piss up basically.

just chalked up a cotton new suit from paul smith for a wedding i'm off too in ibiza this weekend - 500 quid down to 250 in the sale shop, not bad. couldn't resist the light grey brogues to match fromt he same shop - 200 quid down to 100.

England closing in on the first victory of the summer. Not as easy as everyone thought it was going to be in the end. Nice to see the Windies making a contest of it yesterday. Windies' bowling attack looking pretty poor but Shiv Chanderpaul is still different class. Could be an interesting couple of games before the South Africans later in the summer.

always a pleasure taking a day off waiting for some muppet from british gas or sky only for the fuckers not to show