Dr Gloom

Who said it was a failure LM? Im trying to read this thread as a discussion and you keep confusing the fuck out of me by replying to points that weren't made. Stop it man, I've had a long day! it was the others. you know, the voices in his head.

stevie's post is complete gibberish. still made more sense than most of LM's posts like

not her fault she's that beautiful

a message to LM: hasn't it ever struck you that you're not the most liked person on this board? could it be that you're the one that has the problem, not the majority of us here who either ridicule or ignore you? please leave us alone. can't you see that no one cares? we're bored by you. we don't enjoy your craic. we all enjoyed this place far more when you were gone. please do us all a favour and make that brief exile a permanent one.

very good

It's gone beyond agreeing or disagreeing with you man, you're a dick - and that's what people take exception to. Can't believe they even let you back on. It's a piss take, really. there's literally no point in talking to him. leazesmag could have an argument with himself. in fact, i suspect he does on the days people refuse to bite on here. it was his habit of making stuff up and accusing me of saying things i plainly never did, then failing to back up his accusations with evidence that led to me blocking him. what's the point in even trying to talk to someone like that? i wouldn't bother engaging with someone with such obvious mental health issues in real life, why would i on a message board?

some might, not me. i've got the fucker on ignore. haven't responded to him in about 6 months. and yet he still clogs up just about every thread going with his usual patter. there's no escape from it because ignore doesn't block the quote function. best two weeks on this board in ears was when he fucked off. shame he came back tbh. more of the same now

weird how a lad with as many posts would stop posting altogether. i'm guessing he still lurks. hard to imagine him going cold turkey

more than respectable that.

Surely after he's conceded things are going ok now, he's due some respite. he's a fucking moron man. and he goes looking for a battle in every thread he posts in. i don't know why you always defend him.

no need to. he turns every thread he enters on here into one of them himself

going to jo'burg and marrakech with work in the next couple of months. nowhere that exciting on me holidays these days/ the days of log haul are over with a one year old. going to france in the summer to stay in a house with some mates who also have kids. sign of the times. a stag do in hamburg is on the horizon too. and a second wedding in ibiza in as many years. wife and bairn are staying at home this time so should have a essy time on the stag do, two days before the wedding

Another win here and we're buzzing - coming to the boil at just the right time.

i'm embarrassed for him. i don't know how can he show his face after that flounce. clearly no one's interested in anything he has to say anymore. ignoring him is the only way. hopefully he'll then get bored and fuck off for good next time. the problem is too many bite. shame really, as this place improved tenfold for those couple of week when he did keep his word and leave us alone. sad that he couldn't resist coming back to continue the torture.

really? i thouht they looked good. 0-0 wasn't it? i din't remember us deserving to win. i liked the way they passed it on the deck too

One of my favourites i couldn't have got it more wrong, i'm happy to say. but the prediction didn't feel that silly at the time - we'd just sold key senior players and bought in a bunch most of us had never heard of. it didn't sound like the recipe for success but fair play to all involved - it worked a treat. i'm hoping this summer we hang on to our players and build the squad rather than selling the senior pros again. if that happens, i'll be making a much more confident prediction this summer. i think he strategy was a bit of a gamble last summer - selling a bunch of senior players is unlikely to work every year. last summer was the equivalent of us selling tiote, ba and colocini this summer.

reckon we're more likely to see Jonas moved to midfield, his work rate will be valuable against swanseas game, keeping the pressure on them. yeah. jonas to centre mid, santon to left back. simples.

fabregas, definitely not

petit? nah. gilberto? possibly

well, that's kind of the point innit. there's more to all of those players than just winning the ball. they had more defensive responsibilities than the players they played alongside in central midfield but they were also capable of starting attacking moves and beating players. modern defensive midfielders basically.

god, won't he just fuck off already. how can he even show his face here after he flounced off like a big girl? getting our hopes up like that then coming back to unleash the same old shite is just too cruel.

i personally think tiote is the classic modern defensive midfielder. he's not just a ball winner in the david batty/nicky butt mould. he can beat a man and pick a pass, while having the discipline and athleticism to excel in the position. i reckon he's up there alongside vieria, keane and makalele as the premiership's best defensive midfielders. he's our most important player after colo right now.

this "claptrap" is what you have described that I've told you for years, that you won't respond to and tell us exactly what has not happened that I said would happen Whoa, can I get a rewind, dungeonmaster? is that even english? what language is he talking?

i thought leazes was going to fuck off already. mad how he keeps coming back when he's constantly made to look the tedious old tit he is. i almost feel sorry for him.

the front three of Cisse, Ba and Ben Arfa is the most exciting since SBR's days of Shearer, Bellamy and Robert