Dr Gloom

Fuck off man you massive bell end. Nice disclaimer too

The only surprise with this statement is they had the courtesy to be honest with us instead of making us think they were at least trying to sign the players we need only to be left seething on deadline day. Now we can seeth all month instead and the Ashley apologists can take the flack a month in advance. I can't believe any cunt said wait until January after the debacle of the summer transfer window. Tecato running ToonPack close for the delusion award there.

an air pistol? how old are you? 12?

really? they're not the most attractive side tbh

Why does everyone keep saying weak wingers? Gutierez is a good player, it's only Obrertan that's been mainly rubbish this season

Ah, the big club debate. Got to love that one.

Pardew deserves some stick if he doesn't start him next game. He's been picking players based on form and it was working until our recent sticky run. If you go on form, he had to start Ben arfa ahead of Best, whose been gash since early in the season.

Nope, not me

bolton do look relegation fodder tbf. one of the worst teams we've faced this season

pardew will deserve the growing criticism he's been getting on here if best starts ahead of ben arfa next week. hopefully he'll go with form. ben arfa has played his way into the side with a goal. best has played his way to the bench with no goals in 9 games. annoyingly, obertan now looks like a certain starter after that assist. not that i'll be complaining if he plays lie he did in the second half more often. the thing with lightbulb head is he puts in a good twenty minutes here and there then reverts to type.

good to have williamson back. looks a far better bet while taylor is out than perch

get the fuck in ba! why the fuck doesn't obertan do that more often? use your pace to find space, get to the byline and put a ball in to the 6 yard box = goal. simples you lightbulb headed goon - try doing it every game!

get the fuck in hatem you beaut

obertan never challenges for an areal ball does he? he musn't fancy getting his head on it, which is unusual given the size of his bonce.

about fucking time.

jonas has consistently been one of our best performers this season you knacker.

why can't pardew see what the rest of us see? why is he persisting with best and obertan given we haven't won in 6? why won't he give ben arfa a start? i can only think he's fallen out with en arfa behind the scenes. he's got to be worth a try - more than 10 or 20 minutes off the bench surely?

and hasn't scored in his last 8 games. why exactly is he keeping ben arfa out?

best is fucking hopeless in the air.

dull as dishwater game so far. both keeper's hardly tested. still no ben arfa. you'd think he'd be due a start given how crap we've been recently. definitely something going on behind the scenes there because neither best or obertan are doing enough to prevent him getting a start.

Since when is Golf a sport? They lazy cunts dont even carry their own bags! They're finely tuned athletes. Just look at John Daly

There a dickheads in every town in the country Stevie. I've met sound people from all of those areas though so its difficult to generalise and make some sweeping statement.... nah, fuck all that, it's Mancs, definitely Mancs.

Fucking hell CT, that's a pretty shocking top three favourite films. Mine would have to be: The Great Escape National Lampoons Christmas Vacation It's a wonderful Life Elf Any Bond film

Since when did the nation start giving a shit about cycling? It's a minority sport as far as I'm concerned and one of the dullest to watch out there. Should have gone to one of the cricketers or golfers.

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