Dr Gloom

Given Solano Nesta Ferdinand Baines Ronaldo Pirlo Gattuso Ronaldinho Kaka Henry ok. so i got a little carried away with the front 6

Last posted at the end of March, after throwing his toys out the pram when it was revealed he thought Souness was a better manager than Keegan. the board is worse off for him leaving. same as when blaydon disapeared all those years ago. we need a figure to ridicule

Hah, you're back now, so fuck you! true but i've still got 3 weeks of holiday left this year on top of the 5 i've already taken. so there

well i just got back from a month sabbatical in california. 4 weeks paid holiday to roadtrip around the sunshine state in a red convertible mustang. beat that bitches.

where is leazesmag these days?

i had no idea that an irritable bowel condition could leave you wishing you were dead!

franco baressi was up there

the geordie ken bates looks set for a fight with the geordie abramovich

where's leazesmag when you need him?

you can't blame shepherd for trying to get as much money for his shares as possible. just as long as he fucks off and doesn't drag it out for too long so we can crack on with a summer of rebuilding. i wonder if owen will have a change of heart under a new manager and owner, one of the richest in the country

leazesmag is turning in his grave

glazer might be worth more but we're worth a lot less than man u so we won't be saddled with the same debt. we should have the same amount of money that fat fred 'gave' to his managers to spend in the transfer market plus more extras if our new man fancies putting his hand in his pocket.

will shepherd step aside and sell up?

shepherd to hold a conference by friday

i much prefer the sound of this fella to that hedge fund that was sniffing around. 25th richest man in britain? can't be too bad.

my mate who's a die hard hammer rates him. i'd take him over babayaro or any of the other knackers that have played lb for us this season in a flash like

i'd let martins goal for the right price. the odd spectacular goal and purple patch of goals doesn't really justify the £10m price tag. he's been our best striker this season by a country mile this season and he's scored some wonderful goals in a shite team, but for a £10m player, he doesn't do the easy things well enough: touch, movement, finishing easy chances etc... if we can hang on to owen, i guess we should use the money we get for martins to finance a move for someone like darren bent or dean ashton. i can't see owen and martins complimenting each other too well and surely we can't leave a £10m player on the bench? oh hang on, i forgot about luque...

good news. emre is defintely worth keeping on to, being one of our few midfielders that can pass the ball forwards. le sib: thanks for the mamories and see you later.

ouch

how could the fat fucker not notice someone pointing a camera at him while he spouted that shite?

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

i reckon we should keep n'zogbia despite his hissy fit. young left footers with pace and skill don't grow on trees. i can't understgand why we haven't tried him at left back when our only other options there recently have been babayaro or right footed centre backs.

he's got to shift babayaro and carr too.

i'd be gutted if we signed the odious shit personally