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CHANGE SOMEFING!

He's not explosive enough Cabella. I thought that from watching his highlight reel as well.

Our bench btw "Strengff in depff. Fanks mike"

Oh and the system we're trying is shit as well.

Expecting it. Can't believe people disagreed with me when I said we're weaker than the start of last season

He's the biggest unknown for me so far, mainly because we haven't created much for him other than a couple of half chances

I fucking hope not after what he did to Hatem

So to reiterate Cabella is shitter than Hba. Janmaat is shitter than Debuchy and Riviere is shitter than Remy.

HBA chant.

Bored of Pardew trying to be tactically elaborate because we won't buy a proper striker

Free kick pumped in to Williamson. Any more of that shite and I'll be tuning out as well. Fuck off!

and people call me miserable

Nice movement that from Dummett

An error rate of three hours So I couldn't have worked it out then, is what you're saying? What a cock. My "do you work?" question is still valid, even knowing about what time it is. A man that stays up into the early hours getting pissed and accusing people of feigning tumours isn't the traits of a man that has to be up and chirpy for graft the next day is why I asked. It's okay if you don't work, if you can keep yourself happy in booze without employment then that's your prerogative. It was just a question. You just seem a bit of a sad case is all.

Given that I don't know what time zone you're in, you pissed cripple, I'd like to know how that's a stupid question? Why did you feel the need to round to the nearest hour? We use minutes here too, Ken.

I wouldn't want him. Something about him annoys me, maybe the haircut. Ability wise I think I'd prefer to try and get Cisse firing again than have Welbeck. I don't think he's beyond redemption, his shitness did coincide with us going flat and shit. He went on his goal rampage when he joined a team already playing with confidence, so if we're still playing with the energy that we displayed on Sunday when he comes back, who knows.

Have I opened the wrong thread? Do you have a job Ken or what? What time is it over there?

BUMP! Right I've done a bit of value hunting for tomorrow and I think... Toon, Arsenal, Wimbledon and Fleetwood at 32/1ish on my SkyBet account is worth a tenner of anyones money. You're all welcome.

Will De Jong start? Who for? Anyway enough about the team, they're 6/4 to do us and we're 7/4 to do them. I'll have us in a double or treble with something else at those prices. I know they won last week but they are still proper shit aren't they? Or am I missing something?

Not to mention the potential for foreign objects being lobbed from the away end. All that time building his Leazes Lad Twitter following up. Surrender the account. I know there's another Steve who sits in the Leazes end that will take it on. Had Ashley's cards marked from the start he did as well, and you won't need to worry about security on the account, his computer's like a fortress. Somebody tried to infect it for calling it right from the start.

When @@McFaul caves in and renews he's going to have to become Milburn lad or East Stand lad with that fragile bonce.

Well many opposed me when i was 'stating the obvious' and was being 'hardly Nostradamus'

Not sure Bigi has the aggression or at the moment physique for it. Physically Sissoko would be ideal for it but he's a bit of a fanny. If we could coach some aggression into him he'd be great for bursting forward after winning the ball, I'm picturing almost Yaya style runs here Not sure if you can coach that kind of mentality into somebody though.

Has her sexual preference changed as well or just her gender? If not, is she techincally a lesbian? If so, is she a straight woman? Either is fine, but I just want answers.

His first match playin sarfhampton wif their resources, it'll be taff, expect an even result but you never know cos we can trouble the bigger teams nahh fanks to Mike listening to what I said and backing me wif a net spend of noffing