TheGoslingBeast

That individual sounds like a fictional character.

I'm no homo, if that's what you're assuming.

Cringe

Now that's one hell of a theory, Goodluck Holmes.

I have a small notion watching Pardew relegating Crystal Palace, after their board backed him with a neat January transfer budget, will be more entertaining than watching our rest of the season. Especially if Carver is still in charge.

Liability is too kind a word tbh. The guy should never had chosen goalkeeper as a profession. Perhaps male prostitute would've been better, since he lets everything go in behind him.

Obviously Willo, the two cunts seems to be gay for eachother.

Christ help us if Ashley loses interest in us again and just leaves us in a ditch to rot like he did last January. We are in dire need of quality central defenders, I'd take two of those please. I'm sure there are bargains out there, probably plenty of those who havent signed a new contract waiting to leave at bosman or small fees. I'd take Schar, Kaboul and Vlaar, all out of contract next summer.

As long as Mike Ashley is helped to realize we need a good manager and not a shite one, I see no trouble getting a splendid manager working for us. Its our job as fans to expect that from the fat one, and convince the clueless sack of lard to get us what our club need. If you expect shite thats what Ashley happily will give you, but we dont want that here at Newcastle United so please expect better or leave.

Colo is too old aswell, been nothing but shite except a couple of games this season. We have no CB's.

At least we scored three. Things will be a lot better when Krul is back and a new defender.

Fuck off Alnwick, bloody untalented goalkeeper

Dumb Dumwit, championshp shit

His athletisism is supposed to be one of a kind.

Carver seems like guy who has no creativity at all, he will just copy paste Pardew and add absolutely nothing to it.

We are the poor and less succesful brother of Finland, and yes this is a nutcase country.

I'm Estonian almost the same.

I want Hyypia, I like him, did fuck all at Brighton, but a more than decent job at Leverkusen and he looks amazing in my FM save. Also Newcastle was the team which gave him the first whiff of English football, and he sayd he alwayd love going back to the city.

I just dont see why you mean we owe Pardew any form of credit. The only thing I'm thankful for is that he didn't leave us with a team full of overpaid championship players, which it would've been if he was controlling our transfer dealings, thank fuck he wasn't. If I was playing football manager with this team, and had gotten the results this slimy spitlickle has, the AI implemented in the game would already have sacked me for the third time.

We've got bargain players, thats players with alot of talent which we managed to find and buy at the right time. Cabaye was a so-called cheap player, Demba Ba was a cheap player, Debuchy was a cheap player, they were defintely worth more than what we got them for. Its all about timing and patience. I have nothing against our squad as it is, I see clear as day there are potential there for us to be top contenders, but a team will only on rare occasions be better than its manager, and Pardew kept pulling this team down to his level.

The managers we are currently linked with makes me want to leave my life. Ashley is just becoming worse and worse, there's really no end to it. Ashley is the King Joffrey of football, someone everyone want to see dead but doesn't have the balls to kill.

Looks like Sissoko's arm was preventing the first flurry of elbows, but he just wouldnt stop before he hit the guy straight in the face. Thats some really poor decisions going through Cisses head there, the guy needs a sale sign.

Colo was pretty far down my list, not even included tbf, of people I wanted to see take charge, but I guess its down to few manager options wanting to work for Ashley. I have no idea how this guy would do tactically, hopefully he has played some FM during his career. Lets just pray Ashley lines up some new central defenders in January, because you cant be the first choice CB and player manager in PL, thats just too much responsibility for one Colo.

Fuck no, if I wake up next morning not reading "Pardew has finally fucked off" and "Big foreign name to take charge at Newcastle", I will travel to Newcastle and get things done myself, even if that means rippin someone's head off.

Holy crap...Did I just die and wake up on a higher plane? This cant be the same world I was living in some days ago. Perhaps I died while asleep.