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Was it fuck You were like a nerdy prefect with a catapult in your pocket that you were too scared to use whilst you had the badge on.

Much preferred causing bother rather than sorting it out iirc

I've already apologised to Ant for not being around much to back him up. Because I don't spend a lot of time in the football forum I find it a bit difficult to jump into something that I've not fully followed. However, it's clear there's a massive problem which needs dealing with and we're working on it behind the scenes. However, I also think that whatever decision we make, we'll get shit for it from one camp or another. All I can say is that we'll hopefully do what's best for the forum and the majority, and if people don't like it then unfortunately that's tough.

The only thing dragging the forum down is you.

You've dragged up a thread from nearly 6 years ago?! Do you seriously have nothing more constructive to be doing?

I think you're being very gracious about the whole situation. Very sensitively handled iyam.

Too white, and looks like loose threads all over it.

You so miss being in court

Dear god...

Neneh Cherry - Buffalo Stance. Old skool!

Ugh, can't bear them, and the lasses who obsess over their looks are just as bad. I am comfortable in the knowledge that on a girls night out I'll always be the less attractive mate, but I'm actually quite good fun to be out with and my little boy thinks I'm beautiful

And for the record, I'd much prefer a bloke who was carrying a bit more weight but was kind, funny and fun to be around than a buff knobhead!

There's nothing wrong with men caring about the way they look, but I just thought it was a very odd statement to say that women prefer men with a body fat percentage of less than 10%. It was just very specific! I've never had a chat with any of my friends about men's body fat percentage

LBT - do you genuinely believe that women are concerned with what percentage of body fat a man has? I'm intrigued.

The Christmas markets thing is a good idea. Apparently Salzburg and Cologne are particularly good.

I do all of them. If it's a very special occasion I might even brush my hair. I've never owned straighteners though, which I'm guessing can't be said for some of the Adonises on here

Personally it's one of the first questions I ask a bloke. Anything over 10% and they can do one! Honestly man, that's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. I dread to think what kind of women he's been trying to impress.

You reckon?

Honestly man, it was like something out of an advert. I've walked as far away from the road as possible on the way home this morning.

Provided the people on the number 56 bus in Gateshead with a right laugh tonight when said bus went fucking belting through a massive pool of standing water on Sheriff Hill tonight and soaked me through to my knickers as I was walking on the pavement. I was 2 minutes away from work at the time and thankfully I don't change into my uniform til I get there else I'd have been in a right state for the rest of the night.

Off to see Jeff Dunham on Saturday night which I'm really looking forward to. Admittedly he's not everyone's cup of tea but his DVD had me in bits.

If Carlsberg did perfect punishments....

It makes you feel taller almost immediately too.

It's massively deceptive! You don't really feel like you're exercising because the movements are so small but it knacks the next day.

Cisse would have scored.....