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Can't even imagine what he went through waiting for the news on the extent of his injuries. Really glad it's relatively minor in comparison to how it could have been.

Boobs?

You sound like Robson Green. Not when he was a cheeky chappie Geordie, but now that he's an odious, luvvie twat... Love Ant's accent!

Be quiet man

Something about Cahill's mother apparently. Guaranteed to be the easiest bite without resorting to racism..

Oh she's beautiful Sleep as much as you possibly can!

Awww, many congrats. More pics please!

Must admit to having more than a passing interest in Monsieur Cabaye

Theses are the last two. No doubt he'll be back on though cos he craves the fucking attention it gives him. Dick.

Hope you're all following Barton's meltdown on Twitter. Shearer is a bellend, a boring prick and has no personality now

Sat in Piccadilly station and the place is fucking crawling with City fans. They're like rats!

*Stops myself from deleting this thread just out of mischief *

If anyone hasn't seen the end of the Celebrity Juice with Ant and Dec, put ITV2 on now. Hilarious!

Wandered around the little town us girls lived in when we were at uni this morning and realising that it's 17 years since we all met. We must have looked like foreign tourists (or old grannies) as we were stopping and pointing every 2 minutes saying things like "Eeee, that's not changed" "Didn't that used to be Kwik Save" and " Remember the time Jo fell off the table in there drunk..." Happy days

Shut up, you two I'm not hungover, my eyes are just tired...

Oh okay - thanks Is it anything like Ugly Betty?

I know I'm very late to this particular party but is 30 Rock worth a look? I keep hearing people raving about it.

I'm only 5'4" !! I don't think I've ever had a 27" waist - even as a child

I'm half asleep having had a lush lie-in, drinking coffee in bed and watching Saturday kitchen. I've got no hangover despite sambuca shots at 2am. Oh, and the sun is shining in Manchester which is just weird!

He'll have cleaned up and gone again knowing him! "11 nurses, one monkey. This time it's messy...."

It's Friday, it's raining and there's a first class train ticket to Manchester with my name on it. Nursey reunion, here I come!

Apparently Vidal Sassoon's funeral is going to be broadcast on the tv. Not in full though, just the highlights...

You've just proven me wrong on something; I thought the reason you didn't start threads was because you actually didn't know how to

Put it on a hot wash with nothing in the drum to find out.