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Still grinning from the game last night. Have got 3 nightshifts to negotiate, then the City game on Sunday and weeks holiday from work with another trip to Manchester thrown into the mix for a reunion with my old nursey housemates. Lovely

Mancy and I were reminiscing about the classic album Now 13 last week and then I realised it was out 24 years ago. Fuck me...

I lied! I'm fitter than Cisse and you're not allowed to use that word. (Btw, thank you for the compliment)

Not if you want to stay in my good books it won't.

Don't you mean Pasta Lavista?

Sky Sports 1 have the highlights on now. If you're quick you'll catch the 2nd goal...

Apparently mackems in our local are muttering "fluke..."

Cisse. He was limping a bit but had a massive smile on his face..

Highlights on Sky Sports at 10 I think..

I think I might cry

Spurs 4..

Fucking hell - Spurs score again.. 3-1.

Spurs score..

I want to open a cheese shop in Israel and call it Cheeses of Nazareth. Anyway, as you were.....

The happiest of birthdays to you, you strange and twisted lunatic!

Where did this fascination with shitting on food come from?! Even when you're having a laugh with a group of mates, who says out loud "I know! Let's shit in that butter!"

Why would you do that?!

They can have some of the water that soaked my bedroom last night from the torrential rain coming in the open window.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSZwhI4HOHE

I'll take that as a compliment

Buy her a Kindle with Amazons next day delivery. Or anything from Amazon tbh.

Asda ones!